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Amanda Morrison and Dave Lavery put a stop, once and for all, to all the silly speculation about who has the best legs. (guess who won...
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25-04-2005 21:51
Arefin Bari
Dave and Amanda together? ...
Cory, I think Amanda won this time too... she wins all the bets 
25-04-2005 22:00
DCA Fan
I see the makings of another caption contest picture with this one...
25-04-2005 22:05
Wetzel
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Originally Posted by Arefin Bari
Dave and Amanda together? ...
Cory, I think Amanda won this time too... she wins all the bets ![]() |
25-04-2005 22:15
Matt KrassWell, I'm gonna say Amanda won, but thats only because Dave lost his bet to me, unless of course I missed something...
25-04-2005 22:32
Rich Kressly
I'll vote for the legs on the scorers' table. 
25-04-2005 22:55
dubious elise
Amanda.
Sorry Dave, but Amanda's shirt proclaims that she likes robots, therefore she must have better legs 
25-04-2005 23:42
Billfred
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Originally Posted by DCA Fan
I see the makings of another caption contest picture with this one...
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25-04-2005 23:47
Dorienne
I say Amanda did..us gals gotta stick together eh!?!?!? EH!?!?!!?
Yeah...<3Amanda and her legs<3
xD
26-04-2005 01:02
Barry Bonzack
So did Dave get a snickers bar for finding Amanda?
26-04-2005 03:39
KarenH|
Originally Posted by Wetzel
She definitely won the "Who Has a Goofier Smile" contest....
Wetzel |
26-04-2005 08:48
Rich Kressly
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Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack1604
So did Dave get a snickers bar for finding Amanda?
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27-04-2005 01:08
Amanda MorrisonYes, Dave received a Snickers. Karthik received about twenty... I just kept feeding the skinny kid.
I'd like to say that after closer inspection, Dave has the better legs... but I have the better haircut.
(sorry dave, i had to)
27-04-2005 08:59
MissInformation
I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?
Heidi
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And I apologize profusely to those who may be disturbed by even the thought of Dave in fishnets...
27-04-2005 09:06
Katie Reynolds
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Originally Posted by MissInformation
I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?
Heidi <=========> And I apologize profusely to those who may be disturbed by even the thought of Dave in fishnets... |


27-04-2005 11:04
i_am_Doug|
Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Dave has the better legs... but I have the better haircut.
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29-04-2005 20:34
dlavery
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Originally Posted by i_am_Doug
Ouch Dave you gonna take that?????
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29-04-2005 21:23
dubious elise
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Originally Posted by dlavery
Amanda may have the better haircut, but I have MORE hair!
-dave |
29-04-2005 21:28
Amanda Morrison|
Originally Posted by dlavery
Amanda may have the better haircut, but I have MORE hair!
-dave |
29-04-2005 21:29
Josh Hambright
skirt competition?
Part of me is intriqued, part of me is very very afraid.
30-04-2005 00:26
whakojackoto follow the theme, dave better wear a hawiian skirt 
30-04-2005 00:47
Chris Fultz|
Originally Posted by MissInformation
I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?
Heidi.. |
30-04-2005 00:47
Arefin Bari
This is the best reason for me to show up at IRI.. I just hope my college orientation isn't the same day as IRI.
... I gotta see who the KK goes to this time... or are we betting another shave your head bet? Nah... shave your head bet would be very bad for Amanda...
30-04-2005 04:32
dlavery
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'm calling you out, Dave- me versus you, skirt competition, IRI. Put your gams where your mouth is... (just don't do it with the skirt on...)
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Originally Posted by whakojacko
to follow the theme, dave better wear a hawiian skirt
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01-05-2005 01:50
RogerR
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Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.
[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.] -dave ![]() |
01-05-2005 01:53
Kyle
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Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.
[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.] -dave ![]() |
01-05-2005 10:29
Bill Moore|
Originally Posted by Kyle
its a Kilt not a skirt, Dave is just showing how much of a man he is thats all, I hope..
Dave, you know you love the MOE kilt. |
02-05-2005 00:55
KarenH|
Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.
[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.] -dave |

02-05-2005 07:12
BandChick
I don't think Hawaii would want Dave after that 
And Dave, maybe next time you should shave your legs before going out in a skirt!
02-05-2005 08:55
MissInformation
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Originally Posted by KarenH
Hawaiian shirt + Hawaiian skirt + fishnet stockings = complete and total loss of dignity--for both Amanda and Dave. ![]() |
02-05-2005 09:17
Billfred
If I weren't in Maine, I'd volunteer.
Will IRI be webcasted by someone? Muahaahaa.
02-05-2005 09:25
Josh Hambright
I dont know about official webcasts yet, however it wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out there will be one. BUT I will say that there is a good chance if i can get an internet connection there will be a 'scorers table cam' up and running again like I had at BMR and MWR.
02-05-2005 14:15
Amanda MorrisonHang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.
Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh. 
03-05-2005 22:46
dlavery
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Hang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.
Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh. ![]() |
03-05-2005 22:58
Bill Moore|
Originally Posted by dlavery
* and here is the fine print: each contestant will be provided with 12 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. At the sound of the starting gun, or a suitable alternate, each contestant must consume their provided commestibles. The contest will conclude when the first contestant has finished stuffing the last visible morsel of the donuts into their respective maws. Neither contestant may tickle, flog, poke, sneeze upon, or smell thier opponent. Non-contact tormenting of the opponent is not only permitted, it is encouraged - unless it involves singing Anthony Newley tunes, which is right out. The full portion of the consumed donuts must remain inside the contestant until at least the end of the contest. Regurgitation will cause disqualification. Inhibiting or preventing access to the opponent's donuts is prohibited. All leftover donuts may be used to stage a reinactment of The Battle of Sharpsburg.
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03-05-2005 23:13
dlavery
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Originally Posted by Bill Moore
Certainly this post is a fake. The Curmudgeon of Spelling and Grammar would never make these errors.
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03-05-2005 23:20
Amanda MorrisonAlright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.
But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no documentation of this event is allowed OF ANY KIND. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. 
03-05-2005 23:22
dlavery
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Alright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.
But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no filming of this event is allowed. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. ![]() |
03-05-2005 23:43
Chris FultzAye, me most certainly hopes this great battle does occurs on the field of Lawrence (Lawrence of North, that is), during an intermission of the famed IRI.
Perhaps the contestants can begin their battle seated under the tetra-zoidical score-up-top-of devices that will line the killing fields.
04-05-2005 10:34
MissInformation
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Alright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.
But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no documentation of this event is allowed OF ANY KIND. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. ![]() |
04-05-2005 12:43
Amanda MorrisonI will now state that this competition is hereby null and invalid, because nobody told me Dave could dislocate his jaw to eat.
Also, nobody told me that Dave had hair that wasn't gray, at some point.
Well, despite all my protests, Dave wants to go through with this. I have never turned down a fair bet in all my life, and I don't intend to start now. However, this is quite the disadvantage, and I don't think it's exactly fair...
04-05-2005 13:43
dlavery
Just as background, I have been know to eat an entire Big Mac in one bite. I didn't choke once, but my college roommate turned purple from lack of breath, he was laughing so hard...
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Also, nobody told me that Dave had hair that wasn't gray, at some point.
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Oh, I am SO going to hold you to this bet now! We also have to settle on the stakes - it has got to be more than just the title of "best legs." Since I can never pass up on an opportunity to tie together multiple CD threads, how about this: I have observed that a certain article of slightly-used bedding has become available within the FIRST community. I believe that this noteworthy cushion should not remain underutilized. So, I suggest that the LOSER of our little competition shall receive and be required to use one JVN-hair-bearing, significantly slobber-soaked, more-than-just-a-little-bit-nasty pillow. If, prior to the awarding of this questionable "prize," Andy Baker should obtain it and use it as a resting place for one of his pigs, so much the better.
05-05-2005 16:20
Amanda MorrisonI simply don't understand how this is a competition for best legs. So, in the spirit of tying things together, I will accept your challenge- only if the contest is done with both of us in our own skirt.
You can bring your own skirt, but it must be no longer than knee length (and no shorter than.. uh, necessary). The kilt that was mysteriously 'stolen' from MOE will suffice. In the event that you don't own an acceptable skirt, I will provide one (and you will be able to approve it before the event). The only things to be worn underneath the skirt are things that are normally worn underneath a skirt, pants are unacceptable.
/edit: Travis, please, PLEASE do not EVER AGAIN imply that I would be in the SAME SKIRT as Dave. PLEASE.
05-05-2005 16:23
Travis Hoffman
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
I simply don't understand how this is a competition for best legs. So, in the spirit of tying things together, I will accept your challenge- only if the contest is done with both of us in our own skirts.
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Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
The only things to be worn underneath the skirt are things that are normally worn underneath a skirt, pants are unacceptable. |
05-05-2005 16:34
i_am_Doug[quote=Amanda Morrison]
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dave you have a mighty big mouth thats a big donut or errr muffin or what ever that is....jk hehehe 
05-05-2005 17:45
Jacquilol...I'd say Amanda won...and please...no fish net stockings!
05-05-2005 17:48
Mike Schroeder
Ill bet team 25 could aquire some hawaiian skirts for ya dave 