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So, your traveling through the pits in Atlanta, admiring all the fine robots and the overwhelming amount of professional graciousness happening around you when, suddenly, something horrible happens, a deep rumble emanates from your stomach region, with the volume and conviction of a rocket propelled pig (or RPP) lifting off. What can possibly be done?
Well don't worry because the uber-intelligent, highly caffeinated, and ultra-intuitive men and women (and monkeys) at thinkgeek.com are here to solve your problem with Squeez BaconŽ. Yes that's right, the creative minds behind "Dismember-me plush zombie", "Shower shock caffeinated soap", and the ever so popular "Annoy-A-Tron" have done it again. Don't worry about silly things like hunger getting in the way of your Atlanta enjoyment, the crack team of Monkeys at thinkgeek.com have you covered.They really do have more bacon then the pan can handle, that's why they put it in a tube.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
01-04-2009 10:02
James1902
sorry, wanted to post the link
Squeez bacon
01-04-2009 10:06
mtaman02
Wow....
That's all I'm going to say...
*has an urge for a super bacon burgrer =(
01-04-2009 10:20
Stu Bloom
If you guys decide to use that on your robot just remember <R34>
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<R34> Lubricants may be used only to reduce friction within the ROBOT. Lubricants shall not be allowed to contaminate the playing field or other ROBOTS. |
01-04-2009 10:23
Nica F.
I wish I had more bacon then the pan could handle... 
01-04-2009 10:30
Pat Arnold
Amazing (& sooo handy). Apparently Sweden is big on food-in-a-tube (this site even mentions tubed reindeer meat: http://www.eatdrinkonewoman.com/2009/02/tube_foods.php ) And I thought SPAM was out there!
Just give me tubed M&M's.
01-04-2009 10:35
Richard Wallace
01-04-2009 10:36
Lil' Lavery
Suddenly my three varieties of bacon salt no longer seem impressive.
01-04-2009 10:45
Andrew SchreiberSuddenly I am incredibly glad I am a vegetarian.
Any one know if this is MORE or LESS healthy than traditional bacon? My distrust of any heavily manufactured foods tells me it is less healthy but thats a guess.
(typed as I munch on carrots and celery, remember kids, take care of your body)
01-04-2009 10:53
ZflashYum, peanut butter and bacon sandwich. OINK OINK BOOM!
01-04-2009 10:56
Josh GoodmanThey just killed bacon. Period.
01-04-2009 10:58
MrForbes
Great day to read this.....

01-04-2009 11:05
JaneYoung
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Suddenly I am incredibly glad I am a vegetarian.
Any one know if this is MORE or LESS healthy than traditional bacon? My distrust of any heavily manufactured foods tells me it is less healthy but thats a guess. (typed as I munch on carrots and celery, remember kids, take care of your body) |
01-04-2009 11:20
Luckyfish05This is so gross, it makes me sick to my stomach. As a Nursing major that's hard to do.
01-04-2009 11:43
EricS-Team180
01-04-2009 11:54
Collin Fultz
This would be a great topping on my chicken finger-cheese burger.
Mmmmm...trans fat....
01-04-2009 12:30
Ed Sparks
Can bacon soda be far behind? 
01-04-2009 12:45
Stu Bloom
01-04-2009 12:46
smurfgirl
Eew. I'll take bacon in robot form over bacon in squeezable form.
01-04-2009 12:47
Andrew Schreiber
01-04-2009 13:03
DarkFlame145OINK OINK BOOM, my heart just exploded. Nice find James
01-04-2009 14:08
FinleymI can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon
Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.
01-04-2009 14:59
Dan Richardson
01-04-2009 15:48
spazdemon548If this was mixed with bacon bits, then put on top of real bacon, one could travel back in time.
01-04-2009 16:03
Lil' Lavery
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I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie -Baseball -Tubed Bacon Aaaah, now that's the American Dream. |
01-04-2009 16:37
David BrinzaI wonder if this goes great with Cheesy Poofs??
01-04-2009 17:37
DMetalKong|
My platform:
A 1/4 pound of bacon in every frying pan. (btw... Stephen, your cat-bell skills are most impressive.) AB |
01-04-2009 17:58
Pat Arnold
01-04-2009 18:08
RyanNFusion just has a kid nicknamed Bacon. He is called Bacon by everyone, and is labeled in my phone as Bacon.
Haha
01-04-2009 18:25
Elgin Clock
Did you say Bacon Soda, or Baking Soda? 
Put both of those together, & you'll have one heck of an Oinking Boom! 
01-04-2009 18:53
rspurlinFor those who truly love bacon, and for my friends at 1902.
01-04-2009 19:53
JHayMmm. Now to have some squeezable bacon on my eggs. OM NOM NOM NOM!
Also, I heard that the makers of squeezable bacon are coming out with squeezable eggs next
. Makes breakfast fifteen times more fun! (or was it OVER 9000!?!?!)
01-04-2009 21:13
DiscoDancer|
I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie -Baseball -Tubed Bacon Aaaah, now that's the American Dream. |
02-04-2009 01:09
James1902
"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"
Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real.
This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year, along with the squeezeable bacon they were also selling Interactive Portal T-shirts, USB pet rocks, and a Tauntaun sleeping bag.
I apologize for any hopes and dreams I may have just crushed with this announcement, but maybe one day society can progress to the greatest of all food related feats, bacon...in a tube
Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta
02-04-2009 10:21
MrForbes
Oh....some of you believed it? 
02-04-2009 10:24
Elgin Clock
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"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"
Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real. This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year....Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta |

02-04-2009 11:16
Andrew Schreiber
02-04-2009 12:11
David Brinza|
I wouldnt say believed, I would say I was horrified by the thought of it. And PLEASE don't beg them to make it real.
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02-04-2009 12:17
Andrew Schreiber|
But for those who still believe bacon flavor belongs on everything: Baconnaise (from the same company that makes bacon salt)!
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02-04-2009 12:39
Killraine|
PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke
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02-04-2009 12:41
Lil' Lavery
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PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke
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02-04-2009 12:45
David BrinzaApparently, Baconnaise is Kosher and "safe for vegetarians"...
Since this thread is becoming the "Bacon Shopping Network", I offer:
Many bacon products
Pig out!!!
02-04-2009 13:05
Andrew Schreiber
02-04-2009 13:05
Greg Ross
It was on April Fools' day, yesterday that I found this geocache container:

Apparently, it is a real product -- even if it is a gag product. (The double entendre was NOT originally intended, but hey! If the shoe fits...)
02-04-2009 20:33
JaneYoung
When Bacon brings back the Grammar Curmudgeon to make a post or two in ChiefDelphi, it is a very good day. A very good day, indeed.
02-04-2009 20:40
GaryVoshol
02-04-2009 20:46
MrForbes
I didn't believe ANYTHING ANYWHERE yesterday!
03-04-2009 06:53
Wayne Doenges
But wouldn't Squeeze Bacon go great with: http://www.batterblaster.com:80/
17-04-2009 01:26
ay2bWhat do you get when you mix bacon and oxygen?
A bacon-plasma torch
My favorite quotes from the article:
"Iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen."
"The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."
17-04-2009 09:22
Richard Wallace
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..."The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."
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