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Bacon, like you've never seen it before

James1902

By: James1902
New: 01-04-2009 03:10
Updated: 01-04-2009 03:10
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Bacon, like you've never seen it before

So, your traveling through the pits in Atlanta, admiring all the fine robots and the overwhelming amount of professional graciousness happening around you when, suddenly, something horrible happens, a deep rumble emanates from your stomach region, with the volume and conviction of a rocket propelled pig (or RPP) lifting off. What can possibly be done?

Well don't worry because the uber-intelligent, highly caffeinated, and ultra-intuitive men and women (and monkeys) at thinkgeek.com are here to solve your problem with Squeez BaconŽ. Yes that's right, the creative minds behind "Dismember-me plush zombie", "Shower shock caffeinated soap", and the ever so popular "Annoy-A-Tron" have done it again. Don't worry about silly things like hunger getting in the way of your Atlanta enjoyment, the crack team of Monkeys at thinkgeek.com have you covered.They really do have more bacon then the pan can handle, that's why they put it in a tube.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

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01-04-2009 10:02

James1902


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sorry, wanted to post the link
Squeez bacon



01-04-2009 10:06

mtaman02


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Wow....

That's all I'm going to say...

*has an urge for a super bacon burgrer =(



01-04-2009 10:20

Stu Bloom


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If you guys decide to use that on your robot just remember <R34>

Quote:
<R34> Lubricants may be used only to reduce friction within the ROBOT. Lubricants shall not be
allowed to contaminate the playing field or other ROBOTS
.



01-04-2009 10:23

Nica F.


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I wish I had more bacon then the pan could handle...



01-04-2009 10:30

Pat Arnold


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Amazing (& sooo handy). Apparently Sweden is big on food-in-a-tube (this site even mentions tubed reindeer meat: http://www.eatdrinkonewoman.com/2009/02/tube_foods.php ) And I thought SPAM was out there!

Just give me tubed M&M's.



01-04-2009 10:35

Richard Wallace


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...!

Just give me tubed M&M's.
I wonder how M&Ms taste with some bacon squeezed on?

Or maybe a nice, hot, butter-fried KK donut, topped with squeez bacon.



01-04-2009 10:36

Lil' Lavery


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Suddenly my three varieties of bacon salt no longer seem impressive.



01-04-2009 10:45

Andrew Schreiber


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Suddenly I am incredibly glad I am a vegetarian.

Any one know if this is MORE or LESS healthy than traditional bacon? My distrust of any heavily manufactured foods tells me it is less healthy but thats a guess.

(typed as I munch on carrots and celery, remember kids, take care of your body)



01-04-2009 10:53

Zflash


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Yum, peanut butter and bacon sandwich. OINK OINK BOOM!



01-04-2009 10:56

Josh Goodman


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They just killed bacon. Period.



01-04-2009 10:58

MrForbes


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Great day to read this.....



01-04-2009 11:05

JaneYoung


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Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber View Post
Suddenly I am incredibly glad I am a vegetarian.

Any one know if this is MORE or LESS healthy than traditional bacon? My distrust of any heavily manufactured foods tells me it is less healthy but thats a guess.

(typed as I munch on carrots and celery, remember kids, take care of your body)
It could be worse... bacon in a plastic bottle can be squeezed and thus, squirt.

Bacon in a can would explode.
Pfft - whoever heard of exploding bacon?



01-04-2009 11:20

Luckyfish05


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This is so gross, it makes me sick to my stomach. As a Nursing major that's hard to do.



01-04-2009 11:43

EricS-Team180


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And I thought SPAM was out there!
Hormel is missing out on a simply amazing opportunity here...tubed SPAM!

Perhaps we can do some re-packaging as a summer fund-raiser...

Whaddya think Sovi?



01-04-2009 11:54

Collin Fultz


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This would be a great topping on my chicken finger-cheese burger.

Mmmmm...trans fat....



01-04-2009 12:30

Ed Sparks


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Can bacon soda be far behind?



01-04-2009 12:45

Stu Bloom


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Can bacon soda be far behind?
Coca-Cola tour in Atlanta anyone??



01-04-2009 12:46

smurfgirl


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Eew. I'll take bacon in robot form over bacon in squeezable form.



01-04-2009 12:47

Andrew Schreiber


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Can bacon soda be far behind?
Thank you, I just threw up a little.



Also, is this what happened to Old Major?



01-04-2009 13:03

DarkFlame145


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OINK OINK BOOM, my heart just exploded. Nice find James



01-04-2009 14:08

Finleym


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I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.



01-04-2009 14:59

Dan Richardson


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Can bacon soda be far behind?
LOL I want to be there for the first bacon soda and mentos experiment.



01-04-2009 15:48

spazdemon548


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If this was mixed with bacon bits, then put on top of real bacon, one could travel back in time.



01-04-2009 16:03

Lil' Lavery


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I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.
Too bad it's swedish



01-04-2009 16:37

David Brinza


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I wonder if this goes great with Cheesy Poofs??



01-04-2009 17:37

DMetalKong


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My platform:

A 1/4 pound of bacon in every frying pan.


(btw... Stephen, your cat-bell skills are most impressive.)

AB
1/4 Pound of squeeze bacon?



01-04-2009 17:58

Pat Arnold


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I wonder if this goes great with Cheesy Poofs??
Sure, I heard it tastes like Thunder Chicken.
Sorry, I couldn't resist



01-04-2009 18:08

RyanN


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Fusion just has a kid nicknamed Bacon. He is called Bacon by everyone, and is labeled in my phone as Bacon.

Haha



01-04-2009 18:25

Elgin Clock


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Did you say Bacon Soda, or Baking Soda?
Put both of those together, & you'll have one heck of an Oinking Boom!



01-04-2009 18:53

rspurlin


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For those who truly love bacon, and for my friends at 1902.



01-04-2009 19:53

JHay


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Mmm. Now to have some squeezable bacon on my eggs. OM NOM NOM NOM!

Also, I heard that the makers of squeezable bacon are coming out with squeezable eggs next . Makes breakfast fifteen times more fun! (or was it OVER 9000!?!?!)



01-04-2009 21:13

DiscoDancer


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I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.
Well, on the tube it does say that it already is an American snack...
So, maybe it was one and we didn't know it yet? These Swedish tubed bacon marketing people must be from the future! That's maybe the key to successful marketing...



02-04-2009 01:09

James1902


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"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"

Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real. This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year, along with the squeezeable bacon they were also selling Interactive Portal T-shirts, USB pet rocks, and a Tauntaun sleeping bag.

I apologize for any hopes and dreams I may have just crushed with this announcement, but maybe one day society can progress to the greatest of all food related feats, bacon...in a tube

Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta



02-04-2009 10:21

MrForbes


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Oh....some of you believed it?



02-04-2009 10:24

Elgin Clock


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"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"

Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real. This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year....
Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta
The 8-Bit Tie wasn't real either until a lot of people begged ThinkGeek to make it real. And now I've got one of those.

Can squeezable bacon be in our future as a real product someday as well??



02-04-2009 11:16

Andrew Schreiber


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Oh....some of you believed it?
I wouldnt say believed, I would say I was horrified by the thought of it. And PLEASE don't beg them to make it real.



02-04-2009 12:11

David Brinza


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I wouldnt say believed, I would say I was horrified by the thought of it. And PLEASE don't beg them to make it real.
But for those who still believe bacon flavor belongs on everything: Baconnaise (from the same company that makes bacon salt)!



02-04-2009 12:17

Andrew Schreiber


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But for those who still believe bacon flavor belongs on everything: Baconnaise (from the same company that makes bacon salt)!
PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke



02-04-2009 12:39

Killraine


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PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke
What? What is unhealthy about combining bacon and mayonnaise? I just don't think I could live without such a concentrated artery blocker.



02-04-2009 12:41

Lil' Lavery


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PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke
Nope, that one is real. I almost bought it once, despite my hatred of mayo, because it was packaged with bacon salt. Later I found a package of just three varieties of bacon salt, so I went with that. I do still need to get some cheddar bacon salt...so maybe...



02-04-2009 12:45

David Brinza


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Apparently, Baconnaise is Kosher and "safe for vegetarians"...

Since this thread is becoming the "Bacon Shopping Network", I offer:

Many bacon products

Pig out!!!



02-04-2009 13:05

Andrew Schreiber


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"safe for vegetarians"
What on earth does that mean? If it is not safe for vegetarians does that mean that it is going to try to eat us or something? Im so confused...


On a related note, I can't wait to see the day when all meat has to be labeled, "Warning, may contain flesh from a once living animal." (Think like they have to warn about peanuts now.)



02-04-2009 13:05

Greg Ross


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It was on April Fools' day, yesterday that I found this geocache container:

Apparently, it is a real product -- even if it is a gag product. (The double entendre was NOT originally intended, but hey! If the shoe fits...)



02-04-2009 20:33

JaneYoung


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When Bacon brings back the Grammar Curmudgeon to make a post or two in ChiefDelphi, it is a very good day. A very good day, indeed.



02-04-2009 20:40

GaryVoshol


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Oh....some of you believed it?
Well of course we did - it was on Chief Delphi.



02-04-2009 20:46

MrForbes


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I didn't believe ANYTHING ANYWHERE yesterday!



03-04-2009 06:53

Wayne Doenges


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But wouldn't Squeeze Bacon go great with: http://www.batterblaster.com:80/



17-04-2009 01:26

ay2b


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What do you get when you mix bacon and oxygen?

A bacon-plasma torch







My favorite quotes from the article:
"Iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen."
"The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."



17-04-2009 09:22

Richard Wallace


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..."The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."
So, failure leads to exploding bacon ?

Ergo: exploding bacon is not an option!



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