I didn’t want to steal the Fembots thunder over in their “Twas the Night Before Kickoff thread” but someone there made a suggestion, and I ran with it.
I’m going to ask if my team wants to make a video for this, so please don’t steal my lyrics/idea!
Without further ado…
The 12 Weeks of FIRST Season
(Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)
Click here for the karaoke music:
In the first week of build season Dean Kamen gave to me,
A manual a million pages long.
In the second week of build season Dave Lavery gave to me,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the third week of build season, Woodie Flowers gave to me,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the forth week of build season AndyMark gave to me,
4 Super Shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the fifth week of build season, FIRST gave to me,
(Less than) 5 hours of sleep!
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the sixth week of build season, my FIRST team gave to me,
6 lines of auton,
(Less than) 5 hours of sleep!
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the first week of regionals, my RD gave to me,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the second week of regionals, SOAP gave to me,
8 matches online,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the third week of regionals, ChiefDelphi gave to me,
9 champion predictions,
8 matches online,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the forth week of regionals, teams gave to me,
10 kinds of metal,
9 champion predictions,
8 matches online,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the fifth week of regionals, AirTran gave to me,
11 airplane tickets,
10 kinds of metal,
9 champion predictions,
8 matches online,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.
In the final week of regionals, the FIRST community gave to me,
12 brand new friends,
11 airplane tickets,
10 kinds of metal,
9 champion predictions,
8 matches online,
7 important speakers,
6 lines of auton,
5 hours of sleep,
4 super shifters,
3 GP rules,
2 red herrings,
And a manual a million pages long.