Oh hey, I’m reading this post from my MIT dorm! Unfortunately, despite Petey’s best efforts… the grass-touching is not happening here.
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Pretty sure all the real grass was replaced with fake grass as part of some elaborate prank years ago. Explains a lot.
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Instigated by CalTech, I’d assume.
Check the posts from the system, a couple of the table lines didn’t translate correctly.
Cue Bobby Tables references.
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Very glad to not be on a few of those lists this year.
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you’ve got competition i was only on CD after worlds 
the notification for this caught me completely off guard - i didnt expect to be anywhere near the top 10 for hours spent reading haha
i thought i had cut down my CD usage from my rookie year but i guess not!
It’s called weekly wins for a reason…
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Do we get perfect attendance ribbons?
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I slipped a few spots too. Just shows what a couple weeks with a crashed computer will do.
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Are we surprised? 
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no
…oh. I don’t like that much…
hmmm I don’t think I spent that much time reading CD. Does it count just an open tab?
Looks like you have to be actively scrolling…
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Yes, didn’t think there was enough to even create that many topics in a year from one person
@Brandon_Martus Do you know why some of the stats mentioned aren’t visible on https://www.chiefdelphi.com/u? I recall that some of them (specifically time read) used to be visible there (or I could just have a false memory idk).
Darn, I saw this last year and really wanted to be on the next one. Guess I was too productive in 2023 /shrug
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In a list full of topics dealing with difficult, depressing and heartbreaking issues (with the Cone and Cube one being an exception), it brings me a bit of comfort knowing that the most popular/liked topic last year was one that hopefully brought a little joy to the community. If you all need a pick-me-up during the upcoming season, keep a look out in a few months for the sequel, “A 4-year-old’s perspective of CRESCENDO!”
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