Hi folks…hope u enjoy the stuff… 
9 best way’s to propose…AND the best replies …in case!!!
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I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don’t mind where you die… as long as you do! -
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? -
Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you! -
Are you lost? 'cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway? -
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah… why don’t you walk by and just keep walking! -
What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine? -
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny… maybe a disgusted look would enough) -
You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell… your stupidity will assure you of a place! -
If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
Reply : So, that’s your problem… simple algebra!
Enjoy the day…