http://techtv.mit.edu/file/535
Also the birth of a new sport?
a way to entrap the ball by squeezing it?
No most definitely a way to knock the ball off
You’re going to give a bunch of us nightmares of 2002 with those things! 
Hmm, I wonder what they could be doing…
I’ve never seen parts like those before!
I wonder what use a team could put them to.
Oh wait, nevermind, it’s a scissor lift.