In this fall… this is very tough… in this fall I’m going to take my talents to San Jose and join the Cheesy Poofs. I feel like it’s going to give me the best opportunity to win and to win for multiple years, and not only just to win in the regional season or just to win five matches in a row or three matches in a row, I want to be able to win championships. And I feel like I can compete up there.
We are approaching peak summer CD now.
Congrats on the move sir! I hope to see not 1 championship, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7… from 254 with you on board. Good luck!
I would normally take this as a joke, but considering the history of 254’s jokes having some truth to them, I’m not sure how seriously I should take this.
Of teams that have won the championship more then once, 973 has won the championship 75% of the times they’ve appeared on Einstein, trailing only Adam’s high school team (294) at 100%, 2767 (100%), and 71 (80%). 254 seems like a downgrade at a paltry 50%.
You caught me, I’m pretty committed to this joke though.
My wife and I changed jobs, sold our house, changed our daughters daycare and moved to Cupertino to sell the joke further.
But you haven’t changed your avatar
Not. Even. Committed.
Lakers Fan since July 2018
Thank you Adam, very cool!
KD? More like AH.
Joining a team that’s about to lose to the Raptors? Bold choice.
Die hard raptors fan since two Thursdays ago!
You’re Bay Area now, best be going for warriors >:)
That user avatar might need some changing then…
Is this all part of a secret plot that I can’t possible fathom???
Maybe Adam is trying to confuse us by telling exactly what he intends to do.
Big question is do the Poofs know yet? Or is he just going to camp?