ok this needs to be shut down… AB will become the next CN… and we all know what happened w/ CN =X
Andy Baker stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Andy Baker cancelled 'Walker, Texas Ranger".
The Rock smells what Andy Baker is cookin’.
FYP. Ewwwww! :yikes:
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In 2003 Stack Attack the original name of the game was " Andy Attacks " they changed it out of fear of his wrath and gave him the Woodie Flowers award instead.
Andy Baker can score when the green light is off and still get the points.
FIRST does not inspire people. Andy Baker inspires people.
The chief export of Andy Baker is shifting transmissions.
Andy Baker does not need joysticks. He just looks at the robot and it wins the match out of shear terror.
Andy Baker scores ten balls in the center goal during autonomous. From each of the six robots. In under three seconds.
There is no such thing as an uninspired person in FIRST. There are only people who haven’t yet met Andy Baker.
Andy Baker is the reason that FIRST raised the bar.
Andy Baker doesn’t sleep, he designs robots on the insides of his eyelids.
When Andy Baker walks into a regional, not only do contestants stare in awe, but Paul Copioli, JVN, and Bill Beatty actually get down on their knees and pray.
Andy Baker lives outside of the box. So it’s pretty much impossible to not think outside of the box.
Every web-cast is merely a memory from Andy Baker’s brain.
Andy Baker invented Mark Koors and now has an army of them in is garage. (Mark Koors v2 has omni-wheels!)
Andy Baker doesn’t design and build transmissions, they put themselves together in the presence of his engineering aura.
It’s no secret why it’s not called MarkAndy.biz.
Andy Baker is the only survivor of the trio that included the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker.
The earth does not rotate; the sun merely has to go down once a day simply because it cannot compete with the brightness of Andy Baker.
Andy Baker once was offered the title “Chief Delphi” but would not take the demotion.
Delphi offers its employees AndyMark stock.
If Andy Baker lived in Rochester instead of Kokomo, the nationwide engineering curriculum would be known as ABLTW.
www.chiefdelphi.com evolved around the AndyMark.biz banner.
The reason that regionals are Thursday-Friday-Saturday is because on the seventh day, Andy Baker rests.
Andy Baker once tried golfing, but his first tee shot still hasn’t come down yet.
In an unrelated story, NASA is wondering why their Mars rover spontaneously exploded.
Al Gore stole the Internet from Andy Baker.
In his spare time, Andy Baker knits sweaters. And by knits, I mean builds, and by sweaters, I mean robots.
Andy Baker can levitate birds, but nobody seems to notice.
Time waits for no man unless that man is Andy Baker.
Dean Kamen bowed to Andy’s prowess after Andy improved upon the Segway by removing a wheel.
Andy Baker’s breakfast of choice is Kellog’s Nuts and Bolts.
Chuck Norris fears no man except Andy Baker.
Andy Baker is so awsome, that his presence alone at the competition caused the scoring system to crash…multiple times…at all 8 regionals.
The reason you have never seen Andy Baker and Steve Austin (the six million dollar man) in the same room is because they are the same guy.
Andy Bakers is the actual father of Luke Skywalker.
Andy Baker is the only Jedi that is on both sides of the force.
Andy Baker is the actual American Idol.
Andy Baker is also the Canadian Idol.
All the girls with their boyfriend was like Andy Baker. (you know the pussycat dolls song dont cha)
thats all for now kids haha
Andy Baker blew the Big Bad Wolf’s house down.
Andy Baker rocked so hard as “Ozzy Kamen” once that he killed a man!
Andy Baker made a boom boom in his pants and no one was brave enough to acknowledge that he did it.
Oh and Andy Baker’s pigs do fly.
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