Inspired by the Family Guy Phrases thread to discuss quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Carl: “Look at my car! It is crushed to bejesus and back!”
Err: “On the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moonrocks!”
Meatwad: “Just climb on the meat-bridge!”
Meatwad (in dryer): “HELP ME!!!”
Fryloc: “What was that noise?”
Shake: “Oh that’s nothing, those were my talking pants. They say “help me” whenever you open the fly, it’s very annoying!”
Carl: “Yeah. Where’s the button that calls my lawyer and sues the hell outta you?”
Carl: “I put two and two together and decided you’re pissin’ me off.”
Meatwad: “I want some jeans.”
Master Shake: “I’m the one who wants some jeans!”
If I actually posted all of the quotations from that show that I love, I’d most definitely have transcribe every single line from every single episode. My DVDs are elsewhere (at someone else’s house) right now, so those quotations are from memory.
I love that show so very much.
**Witch Doctor: **Now, repeat after me. I Am…
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : I Am…
**Witch Doctor: **Sofa King…
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : Sofa King…
Witch Doctor: We Todd Ed.
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : We Todd Ed.
Witch Doctor: Now say it again, faster.
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed.
Witch Doctor: Hahahaha! You said a very funny thing.
Oglethorpe : Imprison him within the laser rings!
[Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake]
**Oglethorpe : **You shall never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
[Master Shake steps through the rings and answers the phone]
Master Shake : [into phone] Y’ello.
Oglethorpe : The laser rings! They do nothing!
Master Shake : Look brother, these ain’t nothing but disco lights.
**Emory : **But the installer said that they were prison laser rings.
Oglethorpe : Do not listen to him, for he is a witch!
**Master Shake : **Look fellas, I gotta go.
Oglethorpe : Oh, and leave before you take over our minds with some spell, witch?
Emory : What should we do with the prisoner?
Oglethorpe : We shall ask the great Orbnauticus!
[a mirrored disco ball decends from the ceiling]
**Oglethorpe : **Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
[no answer]
Emory : Maybe he’s just sleeping…
**Oglethorpe : **SILENCE! Do not insult Orbnauticus, or you will be damned forever to the Forbidden Zone!
Emory : Well, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, he’s the same guy that did the laser rings.
Definatley one of my favorites (though I don’t watch aqua teen humger force anymore cause of school, but I still remember what he looks like, lol)
The green moonite: We’ll steal your porn and sautimize our vast imaginations.
(I dunno how well that goes, but yeah, lol)
“No, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.”
-Master Shake
“I AM IMMORTAL! I’m not immortal!
…
The branch will hold for-
IT’S NOT HOLDING!”
-Master Shake