Arrrr!! It be robot pirate jokes!!

What’s a pirate’s favorite robotics tournament?

Aye-arrrrrrrrrr-aye, matey!

Talk like a pirate day be over now
so get back to your ordinary mundain lives

and leave the raping and pillaging and the gouging and backstabbing to those who know what they are doing

the oil companies!

$75 for a tank of gas, brings a tear to this old sea dog! Even Blackbeard himself was never so bold.