Ask a dumb question get a dumb answer

This game was quite fun on another forum a long time ago. Here’s how it works: one person asks a stupid question - either one with no answer, one with a very obvious answer, or one that just doesn’t make sense. The next person is supposed to come up with an even dumber answer to that question: give an absurdly wrong answer to an obvious question, or just post something completely random and off-topic. The answerer then posts another question, and the game continues.

For example:

…and so on.

Bonus points if your questions and answers can relate to FIRST in some way. To start things off:

In what year did the 2009 Championship take place?

Because you are not alive.

What is the square root of purple?

purple^2

True or false: This statement is false.

Everyone knows that that’s green!

Why not?

what color are red firetrucks?

False: Ninjas are better than pirates.

Why is a blackboard green?

Wait mine is purple.

Why do lies turn into the truth?

They just do, we can’t help it.

What is the difference between a duck?

A Big Bang

Why is this Victor not working. No one can figure out how to fix it…

It’s really Victoria.

Why did Woodie Flower?

Because it was midnight when the cows came home.

Why isn’t it orange in Mexico?

I thought people thought it was pink?

what is blue lightings color?

Im not sure, but I will find an answer goes to find a crayola crayon color
Blue lightnings color is Razzmatazz

Why is there an expiration date for sour cream? :confused:

So you know when to hold the funeral.

If cows are female and bulls are male, how can there be cowboys?

Because I said so.

What is the answer to this question?

The SimChickens

Why is Andy Baker so much cooler than Chuck Norris?

Exactly.

How many numbers are there in the alphabet?

Eleventy cee.

Are there LightningChickens?

Goofy.

Are you my mommy?

A bird.
how many is 42 robots?