banned for spelling tried and forklift wrong
Banned for not capitolizing “Banned” 
Banned for being the most banned user on all of CD.
Banned for banning someone for being the most banned.
Banned for Banning someone Who Banned the Most Banned user of CD
Banned because you are a geek.
Banned for living in Idaho.
Banned for UdaHoe
Banned for not having a signature
Banned for having a (potentially) low contrast color in the signature.
Banned for being a “Lunitic”
Banned for spelling “Lunatic” wrong.
Banned for banning me. I cant spell!
Banned for bad punctuation–“cant” is an old term for a particular type of song. You really wanted “can’t”.
Banned for going to school in South Dakota
Banned for having the same name as two of my best friends
Banned for being on two teams 
Banned for banning the wrong person.
Banned for playing on CD instead of working on your robot.
-p 
Banned for stating the obvious.