Banned for knowing someone on the first post.
Banned for telling me to fear a spork. If WALL-E could face the spork, so can I
Banned for trying to face the spork
Banned for having a problem with people facing an eating utensil.
BANNED for not knowing how to spell monkey!
banned for continuing a conversation about an eating utensil
Banned for not wanting to continue a conversation about an eating utensil.
banned for a lame ban
banned for having same picture thingy as me.
Banned for not being unique (see avatar) 
Banned for using their own name online.
BANNED for not using your real name.
Banned for putting “banned” in all caps and red
Banned for being so picky.
Banned for predicting my future. (See bottom signature)
B.F.T. Banned for Typo
Banned because I am bored.
banned for being bored.
on CHIEF DELPHI
Banned for having the same avatar as many people on Chief Delphi that I have seen
Banned for being confused 