Banned for being on a 4-H Robotics team!
(I’m on one as well) 
Banned for misspelling Monkey on purpose 
Banned for not saying “Cookie”.
BANNED for having the same team color as a vision target.
Banned for having only 2 digits in your team number
Banned for having a 4:1 vowel-to-consonant ratio.
Banned for eating an endangered species 
Banned for posing as Sean Connery
Banned for putting your ban in a large font.
BANNED for typing “banned” in red.
Banned for saucing rockets when everybody knows they’re much better as a soup.
Banned for having my first name.
Banned for having too many IM screen names.
Banned for joining in January last year.
Banned because you brother is annoying me by telling stupid jokes.
Banned because i have no clue who you are
Banned for being the most extreme person in CD
Banned for telling me im gonna die by a vehicle…i wanna die by falling outta a plane!
Banned for dwelling on death.
Banned for being a Eagles fan