Banned for hypocrisy (banning me)
Banned for going into an endless loop.
banned for breaking the endless loop
Banned for an arbitrary reason!
banned for using an exclamation mark in an unnecessary situation.
Banned for prpter englizh
banned for bad English
Banned for criticizing their English when you didn’t capitalize the first letter of your sentence and didn’t include a period.
banned for correcting someone.
Banned for not being in Michigan
Banned for not playing uno
Banned for not playing dos
Banned for not playing UNO.
Banned for repeating
Banned for not repeating.
Banned for negating someone’s ban.
Banned for bringing attention to the negation of a ban.
banned for being a driver
Banned for having out of place capitalization of the word, “THE,” in your username.
banned for being a nerd