Banned for not being able to see it.
Banned for pointing out the obvious
Banned for going to the Boston and Bayou regionals
banned for being a girl that is confused 
easily
banned for having yellow numbers and letters I couldnt read
Banned for not knowing how to read.
Banned for thinking I will be struck by a vehicle
Banned for jumping out of the way of that vehicle (looking at your WAI, perhaps you were beamed?)
Banned for not eating a cookie.
banned for asking if it’s being gracious professional to brag about winning gracious professionalism
banned for no reason. HA!
Banned for not having a reason to ban someone.
Banned for having links in his sig that are not obviously links!
banned for forgetting the “u” in your name
banned for only having 4 posts
banned for having 78 posts.
Banned for having 8 posts.
Banned for having posted over 200 posts
Banned because you get confused easily.
BANNED for having a user name that is both the title of a book that I own and the name of a type of creature/family of characters in that book!