From the meme squad who brought you Bench Grinder and Bench Grinder: Origins, in affiliation with DeadMeme Productions, comes the definitive sequel:
Bench Grinder: The Regrindening
The obnoxiously sized orange text is the link by the way…
Now that that’s out of the way, enjoy the few minutes of light-heartedness in the middle of a stressful (and difficult) build season! Bonus Internet points to the first person who can find the hidden corndog in the video.
But I thought this was Bench Grinder 2.0
#justmadtownthings
Nope, you lost your mojo!
That is way to reasonable a speed for a wiffle ball. Bench Grinder status revoked!
Not a bench grinder, clearly not strong enough, clearly just a belt sander.
More like a freshman… throwing with their non-dominant hand… or foot!
Actually, kudos for making shots.
+1 to belt sander, needs at least 10 balls/second to be bench grinder status.
Seriously, last year we could barely see the ball fly through the air…
Hello faithful fans of the Bench Grinder trilogy,
We here at DeadMemes Studios feel that our wonderfully made Bench Grinder films are being confused with some of the movies that copy our aforementioned productions. Namely, Belt Sander, Rise of the Belt Sander, and Belt Sander: The Sandening (all by our rival,** Piztons Inc.***) appear to often be confused for our beloved Bench Grinder films. DeadMemes Studios would like to remind our audience that these movies are NOT Bench Grinder films. For reference:
This is a belt sander:
This is a bench grinder:
If you do not see the DeadMemes Studios Certified Grinder Sticker© in your film, it is not an authentic Bench Grinder movie! In order to support the continuing creation of Bench Grinder films, please take the non-authentic Bench Grinder disc out of your DVD/BluRay player, acquire the nearest Ultimate Ascent robot, and fire the disc off of the nearest skyscraper. DeadMemes Studios thanks you for your attention.
*Piztons Inc: Transparency is a sign of bad lard!
Can’t wait for Bench Grinder: Electric Boogaloo - Return of the Swerve.