Schools have been lying to us all along. Why do objects float? Density, you say? Wrong. It’s the AQUA GNOMES! They’re little gnomes that swim around in the water with their pointy hats and beards and SCUBA gear and pull things under the water with their little gnome hands! Beware! THE AQUA GNOMES ARE ALREADY HERE! MADNESS!
i try to stay away from 1 word posts, but
RIGHT… oh wait that is more than one word 
The gnomes, man! Beware the gnomes!
(sarcasm) RIIIIIIGHT…(/sarcasm)you just keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy.
It’s pronounced Guh-nome…and they aren’t related to any unices 
But hey…I believe it.