Seriously, don’t do drugs.
Great joke tool!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26442&item=4522969691&rd=1
That’s a good one! I’m keeping an eye on that one just to see how many people bid on it. 
I spend a lot of time on Ebay also (besides here on CD) looking for Lionel trains and parts for my Mustang and have run across other wierd auctions. It’s funny just to see how much people bid on them! 