CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #1


#1

Alright, here’s something to keep you un-bored.

Take this picture right here:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=8173&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

And come up with your best caption for it.

The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it’s your image I pick, you’re not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you’re not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.

Let’s hear 'em!


#2

Just go with the 1979 Coke slogan -

“Have a (diet) Coke and Smile”


#3

“Oh no! An indoor thunderstorm is coming right for me! I decided to cover up in a trash bag to shed off the rain and hold a rubber ball with 180x insulation so I wouldn’t get shocked. Luckily good samaritan with blury limbs came to pull me out of harm’s way before my Diet Coke got all watery.”


#4

HELP! im being bagged!! :smiley:


#5

Eeek! I just realized I never set a time limit on this.

Let’s say that entries are due by midnight Eastern on Saturday, results on Sunday.


#6

And thus, the team was ridded of girls…


#7

next years scoring object


#8

“My preecccioussss…”


#9

next year’s human player element: the fastest to drink a diet coke releases the scoring object…leaves. then robots have to put the leaves in different scoring trash cans around the field.


#10

“Don’t do drugs.”


#11

“Ok, well if I position the ball in a certain way, it will look like a face… Hmm… What’s that? Oh, I have to rotate it 180 degrees?? Hey… like that’s our team number… Cool…”


#12

“We’re one ticket short, so somebody has to pretend to be luggage…”


#13

NOBODY steals points from Oscar the Grouch!!!”


#14

My name is I-gor, and this is my ball, Abby Normal.

AB


#15

Help!!! I’m being kid-napped by a friend of mine!


#16

You should have gotten the Diet Coke without Caffine; now we will have to put her in the “room” until she calms down!


#17

Alright, after careful consideration, here’s what I’ve got:

First place: Jeff Wagelin. But only after I looked at the picture again.
Second place: Lil’ Lavery.1. Good thing it was SPAM, not the Firebirds.
Honorable Mentions: None, only because the honorable mentions would be everyone else.

Onward!


#18

Woohoo! Go me! I just glanced at the picture, and that was the first thought that came to mind. Took me all of 5 seconds or so to reply :stuck_out_tongue: