CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100

Wait, there’s been a hundred of these things? :ahh: It seems like just yesterday Jeff Waegelin was making jokes about stuffing Amanda from 179 into a trash bag with one of SPAM’s 5-point balls.

Here’s the scores:

MissInformation	116
T. Hoffman	115
EddieMcD	95
Dlavery	90
Rich Wong	90
Jay Trzaskos	86
EricH	85
Gary Dillard	83
Icurtis	80
Al Skierkiewicz	78
Wayne Doenges	78
Nehalita	76
Koko Ed	76
Jay H 237	75
Andy Baker	69
KathieK	64
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	50
Dorienne 007	48
Artdutra04	42
Goober!!!	41
DCA Fan	40
Conor Ryan	39
Joe Matt	38
Andrew Blair	38
Lukevanoort	37
Rich Kressly	36
EricS-Team180	36
Amanda Morrison	34
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
1derboy	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	18
Rick Tyler	17
KarenH	16
Skimoose	16
Tim Delles	15
Richardp	13
anna~marie	13
GaryV1188	13
Jane	13
JVN	12
Cody C	12
Danielle H	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Mercury Rising	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Elgin Clock	11
Fruity Pebbles	11
Kjhobin	11
BurningQuestion	10
Lil' Lavery	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
InfernoX14	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Dylan	9
Greg Needel	9
Tiffany34990	9
Freddy Schurr	9
Tytus Gerrish	8
Irishninja	8
Ogre	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Steve W	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Kyle	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Rohith Surampudi	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Daisy	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Saru29	1
Team1591	1
Termite233	1
Timmyd	1
Wilshire	1

And this week’s picture:

As always, the deadline is Saturday night at midnight EDT. (Scoring may be slightly delayed as a result of traveling back from Mission Mayhem.)


“I’ll teach you to give me a burn award!”

“It was Jessica Boucher, with the clipboard, playing ‘Whack the Billfred’ in the courtyard!”

Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn’t shrink to her height.

Jess in her best Wizard of Oz voice: I’ll get you my pretty -

Billfred in his best SNL voice: oh nooooooo Mr. Bill - wait, that’s me -
I’m Mr. Billfred - oh nooooooooo Mr. Billfred -

“Keep your hands off my hair! Grow your own!”

No more caption contests with me in them!


You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies!


How was I supposed to see what was going on!?


And no, I don’t have a ‘pet door’ in the door to my apartment!

W - H - A - C - K ! ! !

Billfred “No more rule changes. I refuse more changes”

Jessica “You’ll read them, call them and like it OR I’ll use this clip board to push them in and I’ll like it”

… and I was always told that it was the *boys *who teased the girls when they liked them …

Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Billfred: “Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Jessica: “Bloody ref!”
Billfred: “Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn’t you?”

“Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism”

Billfred: “Ouch!!!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

(I’m out of school and can’t think of anything that could been said)

Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:

Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill………hi I’m Bill”

Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!”

Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.”


Not an entry> sorry Jessica!

Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they’ll be the same height.

… and this completes our lesson on the proper way to recruit volunteers using a FIRST Volunteer Coordinator.

Jessica: I’m WHACK going WHACK to WHACK keep WHACK hitting WHACK you WHACK with WHACK this WHACK clipboard WHACK until WHACK you WHACK respect WHACK my WHACK authority!

Billfred: Ok, Ok, OK!

Jessica: Good.

Billfred: I’m still taller than you though.

Jessica: WHACK!

End of submission to contest.

Photoshop Contest #15…“Billfred, you’re reusing the same people in pictures over and over.”

Photoshop Contest #62…“Billfred, I’m sick of seeing the same people in these pictures.”

Photoshop Contest #100…“Oh. So this is what it feels like. Yeah, I’m ready for another picture of Dave.”

(but it was a nice quasi-birthday present :))

I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let’s go get some lunch.

Ut oh, now I’ve got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!