CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #113

…also posted while there’s sunlight!

Here’s the scores:

Rich Wong	29
MissInformation	27
Boiler	24
Steve W	21
Jay H 237	20
Mocat1530	18
Lukevanoort	16
Wayne Doenges	16
EddieMcD	15
Al Skierkiewicz	14
Cody C	13
T. Hoffman	13
Jane	13
Nehalita	12
Hiteak	12
Koko Ed	12
InfernoX14	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
KathieK	11
EricS-Team180	11
Cuog	11
GaryV1188	10
Skimoose	10
Jgjedi10	10
Dorienne	9
Michelle Celio	9
Andrew Blair	8
Dylan	8
Kyle A	8
Andy Baker	7
Arefin Bari	7
Goober!!!	7
Dhoizner	6
Joe Matt	6
anna~marie	5
Artdutra04	4
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Alex Cormier	4
Conor Ryan	3
Greg Needel	3
Thegathering	3
“Big Mike”	2
Budda648	2
Dave Scheck	2
KelliV	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
1derboy	1
Adam Richards	1
Daisy	1
Elgin Clock	1
huff_dragon	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Miketwalker	1
Team1591	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is **Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you get lucky and slip one in before I judge it.


BarryHi! I was wondering if you would sign this petition so that we can have a water game next ye-
Eugenia GINA CHOP!!!

Genia: “Barry, I have an axe to grind with you.”
Barry: “Awww, come on, Genia, can’t we just bury the hatchet?”

Genia: You’ve been smacked by the “Rediculous Hatchet” for that hat. What’s it for anyway, it’s not even raining.

Barry: Have you seen Mary Poppins?

Genia: Yeah, but what’s that got to do with- …Oh! Good idea!

“You have just been assassinated in the FIRST assassins game!”

Eugenia has just joined the programmers sub team. This is her first attempt at hacking. Someone please sit her down and explain a few things before she gets carried away.

Barry: Genia, please stop trying to cut me down just because I look cooler than you and sign my petition.

Genia: Barry, if you ax me not everyone is going to sign a petition that says,
Go umbrella heads - some day we will rain…

Apologies to “Braveheart” (hurray for movies made when Mel Gibson wasn’t loony)

last lines as the final battle scene freezes at its most climactic moment]
Andrew Baker: voiceover] In the Year of our Lord 2005, ophiophilists of Indiana - short and outraged - charged the fields of Bonzackburn. They fought like warrior geeks; they fought like Hoosiers, and won their freedom from bothersome Floridians wearing dorky hats.

Barry: Miss! Miss! Hi, I’m a member of “Humans Against Insensitive Robot Incarceration and Enslavement” (HAIRIE).
Here is my HAIRIE guy membership card and badge.
Could you help use with a survey? Thanks you.
Question 1- FIRST is a competition that promotes violence against robots. Agree or disagree?

Whack, whack, whack!

Oh ok Miss… I’ll take that as a yes?

<not an entry> Notice how the local is in short sleeves, while the foreigner is wearing long sleeves and an umbrella hat? Gotta love Indiana weather! </not an entry, just an observation>

Entry to come soon.


In true Boilermaker fashion, Eugenia shows off her prowess with a sledgehammer. With enough practice, maybe she’ll earn one that’s not inflatable. On the other hand, it does match her poof medicine ball and nerf barbell set…

<yet another not an entry> I tried to do something involving the Hello Walk, but that would be way too regional a joke, and only perhaps 4 people would actually get it, including me. </end of yet another not an entry>

FIRSTers recreate a scene of epic proportions…

Eugenia: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Eugenia, Queen of the FIRSTers.
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me
in my Court of Hoosierlot.
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
Eugenia: What?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
Eugenia: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
Eugenia: I command you as Queen of the FIRSTers to stand aside!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
Eugenia: So be it!
[parry thrust]
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm off]
Eugenia: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
Eugenia: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn’t.
Eugenia: Well, what’s that then?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I’ve had worse.
Eugenia: You liar!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[parry thrust]
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s right arm off]
Eugenia: Victory is mine!
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
Eugenia: What?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
Eugenia: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
Eugenia: Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
Eugenia: Look!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
Eugenia: Look, stop that.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
Eugenia: Look, I’ll have your leg. Right!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I’ll do you for that!
Eugenia: You’ll what?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
Eugenia: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I’m invincible!
Eugenia: You’re a loony.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s other leg off]
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we’ll call it a draw.
Eugenia: Come, Patsy.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you.
I’ll bite your legs off!


If a Barry falls in the courtyard in the middle of Championships, and no one but Genia is around, does he still make a sound? :stuck_out_tongue:

Genia the Barbarian…Bar-barry-an…Get it? HAHAHAHAHA.

After Genia found yet another shrubbery and placed it next to the 1st one to make a path, she had to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring, but because she couldn’t find a large enough tree or a herring, she just used the next closest thing.

Eugenia in her short-lived “kill he who doth not wear safety glasses” phase.

Genia, in a fit of delirium, started attacking petitioners with a inflatable hatchet. She was later taken away and charged with ‘random axe of cruelty’.

wOw! A RARE Giant floridian mushroom!!! im going to chop this down and put it in my colection

So you really believed that sales scam? Your umbrella hat does NOT have an invisible force field attached. Take that - See!

In a game of ROCK - PAPER - HACHET gone badly astray, Barry discovers that “Hatchet” does indeed beat “Paper.”