CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don’t play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens…

Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good…

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

-dave

“Does this count for cannibalism?”

chicken on the right - ‘Note to self: Don’t take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.’

REVENGE!

Would you like it original or extra crispy?

I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??

Cousin cluckie, I’ll save you! Here, grab this stick!

AB

“That chicken won’t be crossing the road, muhahahahha”

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :slight_smile:

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav

Disregard that post… :mad:

Chicken 1: Hey, what did one cannibel say to the other as they ate the clown?
Chicken 2: What did he say?
Chicken 1: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
Both: Hahahahahha
Chicken in pot: Not funny.

Elgin, Elgin, Elgin…

Didn’t you read their website…

You have to Right-Click and Save as. It’ll work than! :slight_smile: (Atleast it worked for me)

Ha ha matt… How about if I win, you get half my points then for steering me in the right direction… Or honorable mention… something… :cool:

quack… :rolleyes:

Hmmm… I told you we needed to take the feathers off first!

OR…

Now we can finally figure out what ‘tastes like chicken’ means…

I honestly can’t decide.

Hoo boy, this was fun. To skip the miscellaneous stuff, first place would be:

And second place would be…

I should note that I really couldn’t decide which should win, so I asked a forum member (who may identify him/herself if he/she wishes) to pick a number from 1 to 100. Heidi was evens, Dave was odds. (After all, we can’t all be odd.) The number was 67.

Honorable mentions:

JosephM
Gary Dillard
DJ Fluck
Michelle 236
Elgin Clock
GateRunner
greencactus3

And instead of a burn award, I’m awarding the Just Plain Wrong award to…

So, for the scores…

greencactus3: 42
 MissInformation: 31
 dlavery: 27
 Michelle 236: 26
 Jeff Wagelin: 24
 "Big Mike": 20
 Gary Dillard: 20
 Mike Ciance: 17
 Andy Baker: 17
 DCA Fan: 17
 EddieMcD: 17
 Elgin Clock: 17
 JVN: 17
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Greg Needel: 14
 Jay H 237: 12
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Amanda Morrison: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 8
 Dorienne Plait: 8
 BCahn836: 7
 T. Hoffman: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Aignam: 6
 GateRunner: 6
 JosephM: 6
 Matt Attallah: 6
 RogerR: 5
 Shyra1353: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
 George1083: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 ZACH P.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Jessica Boucher: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 Kyle45: 1
 sanddrag: 1

Until Sunday…