chicken on the right - âNote to self: Donât take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.â
REVENGE!
Would you like it original or extra crispy?
I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??
Cousin cluckie, Iâll save you! Here, grab this stick!
AB
âThat chicken wonât be crossing the road, muhahahahhaâ
My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. 
Disregard that post⌠:mad:
Chicken 1: Hey, what did one cannibel say to the other as they ate the clown?
Chicken 2: What did he say?
Chicken 1: âDoes this taste funny to you?â
Both: Hahahahahha
Chicken in pot: Not funny.
Elgin, Elgin, ElginâŚ
Didnât you read their websiteâŚ
You have to Right-Click and Save as. Itâll work than!
(Atleast it worked for me)
Ha ha matt⌠How about if I win, you get half my points then for steering me in the right direction⌠Or honorable mention⌠something⌠
quack⌠:rolleyes:
Hmmm⌠I told you we needed to take the feathers off first!
ORâŚ
Now we can finally figure out what âtastes like chickenâ meansâŚ
I honestly canât decide.
Hoo boy, this was fun. To skip the miscellaneous stuff, first place would be:
And second place would beâŚ
I should note that I really couldnât decide which should win, so I asked a forum member (who may identify him/herself if he/she wishes) to pick a number from 1 to 100. Heidi was evens, Dave was odds. (After all, we canât all be odd.) The number was 67.
Honorable mentions:
JosephM
Gary Dillard
DJ Fluck
Michelle 236
Elgin Clock
GateRunner
greencactus3
And instead of a burn award, Iâm awarding the Just Plain Wrong award toâŚ
So, for the scoresâŚ
greencactus3: 42
MissInformation: 31
dlavery: 27
Michelle 236: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
"Big Mike": 20
Gary Dillard: 20
Mike Ciance: 17
Andy Baker: 17
DCA Fan: 17
EddieMcD: 17
Elgin Clock: 17
JVN: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Greg Needel: 14
Jay H 237: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Amanda Morrison: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Dorienne Plait: 8
BCahn836: 7
T. Hoffman: 7
Vivelation: 7
Aignam: 6
GateRunner: 6
JosephM: 6
Matt Attallah: 6
RogerR: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
Kyle45: 1
sanddrag: 1
Until SundayâŚ
Only 36 points to get to the top. For this week anyway
I come up with really bad jokes, so I canât really get a lot of points at once. lol, bad sense of humor I guess. Meh.
oh wowo!! i actually got an honorable award for a 5 letter caption!!
and Wow!! im still at the top!!
[off topic] is âAN honorable awardâ grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be âA honorable awardâ? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel soâŚumm⌠anyone know english? [/off topic] 
Itâs an ⌠because in this situation, h acts as a vowel or is silent (or something along those lines âŚ)
You have to say it with a strong British accent. Then âan 'onorableâ is perfectly appropriate. 
-dave