“I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight…”
Faced with charges of animal cruelty, KFC hires newly trained “slaughterchickens” trained to humanely murder thier bretheren. PETA once again voiced concern, however, when it was revealed that the chickens began wearing shoes and prodding the corpses with metal sticks.
As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don’t play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.
in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens…
Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good…
The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.
And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.
-dave
“Does this count for cannibalism?”
chicken on the right - ‘Note to self: Don’t take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.’
REVENGE!
Would you like it original or extra crispy?
I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??
Cousin cluckie, I’ll save you! Here, grab this stick!
AB
“That chicken won’t be crossing the road, muhahahahha”
My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. 
Disregard that post… :mad:
Chicken 1: Hey, what did one cannibel say to the other as they ate the clown?
Chicken 2: What did he say?
Chicken 1: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
Both: Hahahahahha
Chicken in pot: Not funny.
Elgin, Elgin, Elgin…
Didn’t you read their website…
You have to Right-Click and Save as. It’ll work than! (Atleast it worked for me)
Ha ha matt… How about if I win, you get half my points then for steering me in the right direction… Or honorable mention… something… 
quack… :rolleyes: