Remember, the deadline is now Friday at 9 PM. The judging may be a bit later than that–I’ve got my radio show at 2 AM that night, and I’m still trying to work out how the sleep schedule is going to go. I’ll get it done, I swear!
In an act of defiance (and fear that the IRI would suddenly change to folding chair seating), Jessica Boucher decides to match her new idol, Chris Hibner of Dean Simmons and the Kamens. For the 2005 IRI, she is planning hair approx. 6 ft. tall and 3 ft. wide, to dwarf Martus and force him to stand on a bleacher to match up with her.
actually, I like Jess’ hair, but this is the best I’ve got
Remember all the times we stuffed Vinny in the garbage can in the shop? I don’t think we ever tried to see if you would fit in there though. Of course, next time you come back to visit us…
These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that “Hair + Height = Constant” went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.