In honor of the new Star Wars DVD release, 60 Minutes is proud to present the following segment: “Ewoks - Where are they today?”
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I guess the miracle grow didn’t work.
Jess to Brandon: wow it really is colder up here i like the temp better from down there
Ohhhh boy.
I feel this conversation applies, although it wasn’t in reference to me…
“You’re so…compact.”
“Thank you. I fit in most overhead compartments.”
And as for the hair jokes (:p), lets just say I’m never at a loss for a Halloween costume 
“What? Something duct tape can’t fix…WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!!!”
“If duct tape or zip ties cant fix it, your screwed”
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Remember all the times we stuffed Vinny in the garbage can in the shop? I don’t think we ever tried to see if you would fit in there though. Of course, next time you come back to visit us… 
These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that “Hair + Height = Constant” went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.
1.I though she would need a ladder to ever taller than Brandon i guess i was wrong.
2.Even though she may seem taller than Brandon i don’t think the three inches of hair counts.
“I’m sorry Brandon, but you’re just too tall to join the Lollipop Guild.”
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Hey!! That’s my line!
after a long day at work on the robot, brandon discovers hes lost a foot and some hair
"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor
*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"
Brandon: “Hey Jess, how’s the weather up there?”
Mountain Dew stunts your growth
“Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!! HE’S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!”
Jess gets a little “vertical assistance” before rubbing Brandon’s head for good luck.
Did she use a step stool or a ladder to climb that step? :ahh: :ahh:
Now we’ve seen it all. A picture that should only be seen on radio!
Giant-Shrimp: Mr. & Mrs. Edward Shrimp announce the engagement of their daughter…