“I’m sorry Brandon, but you’re just too tall to join the Lollipop Guild.”
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Hey!! That’s my line!
after a long day at work on the robot, brandon discovers hes lost a foot and some hair
"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor
*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"
Brandon: “Hey Jess, how’s the weather up there?”
Mountain Dew stunts your growth
“Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!! HE’S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!”
Jess gets a little “vertical assistance” before rubbing Brandon’s head for good luck.
Did she use a step stool or a ladder to climb that step? :ahh: :ahh:
Now we’ve seen it all. A picture that should only be seen on radio!
Giant-Shrimp: Mr. & Mrs. Edward Shrimp announce the engagement of their daughter…
… at first, having a combined party with the casts of “Eegah! - The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!” and “Under The Rainbow” seemed like such a good idea. That is, all the way up to the point where Billy Barty and Richard Kiel had too much punch and got into each others faces, and all heck broke loose…
-dave
oh! this is proof of otherworldly influences!!! supernatural powers!!
see the small half transparent UFO by Brandon’s leg?
both of them are floating!! look closely… they seem to not be touching the ground!! apparently the UFO has levitated the two, matching their height at the top of their heads.
note 1. you may choose to not believe this phenomena as this single picture is the only proof we have at the moment. further detailed evidence is welcome.
note2. this theory may be rejected as dust on the lens, and the levitation may be a trick of the light… seen as perfectly normal from other angles.
You want to know what’s sad? I remember when Jessica used to be taller than me. 
Anyhow, my entry (which was inspired by an old Buffy episode):
“Man on left: 1/18 scale. Girl on right: actual size.”
My goodness…all these posts! (opens up another Diet Pepsi)
I suppose you’d be interested in this…first place would be:
Second place, if for no other reason than the oddness factor, would go to…
Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Amanda Morrison
JosephM
GateRunner
MissInformation
Denman
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Jessica Boucher
Jack Jones
dlavery
greencactus3
And the burn award, while not much of a burn, goes to…
Fwahaahaa. So, the new scores to tide you over for the day or two until I post the new one…
greencactus3: 44
MissInformation: 33
dlavery: 29
Michelle 236: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Greg Needel: 24
Gary Dillard: 23
"Big Mike": 21
DCA Fan: 19
EddieMcD: 18
JVN: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
Andy Baker: 17
Elgin Clock: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Jay H 237: 14
T. Hoffman: 12
Amanda Morrison: 11
Lil' Lavery: 11
Dorienne Plait: 10
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
BCahn836: 8
GateRunner: 8
JosephM: 8
Vivelation: 7
Aignam: 6
Matt Attallah: 6
Shyra1353: 6
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jack Jones: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Kyle45: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
i’m slowly climbing towards the top.
mwahahahaha im still sitting at the top.
anyone wanna bother counting how many weeks im repeatedly at the top?
No.
darn i missed it. o well, this would have been mine:
Jess: “You lied to me! You said you still had all your hair!” :ahh:
i’m coming for you