Having finally come to the realization that to build support for FIRST, a few “distractions” had to be eliminated from the minds of teenagers everywhere, Mr. Bloom picked up a large stick that was lying next to the marching band at Purdue. He proceeded to let the world’s largest drum have it. Not being totally familiar with the *other *side of the employment spectrum, however… he failed to realize ONE important factor.
At first, he was upset that the horse pulling his chariot turned into the world’s biggest drum, until he realized that his horse turned into the world’s biggest drum.
Stu: “Dave, tell me what next years game is going to be!
Dave Lavery (from inside the drum): Never. There is nothing you can do to me to make me reveal the game.”
Stu hits drum
Dave: “AAAAggghhhh!!!. Ok, ok I’ll tell you Just don’t hit the drum again.”
About halfway through build season, Todd Rundgren came upon Stu singing in the parking lot and low and behold, a hit song was created:
“I Don’t Want To Work,
I Just Want To Bang On The Drum All Day!”
Stu: “I don’t care what’s printed on the front of it, I’m telling you, it’s a piñata!!! A piñata full of sweet, sugary goodness! Now stand back 'cause I’m gonna get me some!”
