I wonder if he is going to get married on that segway.
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I’m sorry! 
“hmmmm… now if I only have a bride…”
New from DEKA toys; It’s the long awaited Dean action figure. Now with self balancing Segway and Limited Edition Formal wear.*
Toys. Because DEKA is Fun-uh!
*Segway does not actually balance by self
*Batteries Not included
*Some assembly may be required
Dean in formal attire? Go MOE!
“Look Ma, no denim!”
“Sshhhhhh! Don’t tell Woodie, but I borrowed his tux. Now if only i could get my hands on those sneakers…”
Now all he needs is a suit for the segway.
Thats it North Dumpling Island needs a 24 hour denim emporium
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
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Is this what you’re looking for? This is an actual quote o.O
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“Hello, everyone. I’m Dean Kamen, and yes I can, indeed walk.”
–Dean at BAE Regional in 2003
What could be so bright that makes him turn toward the MOE shirt?
:ahh:
Wetzel
“Oh my god! Is that fruit punch!? I LOVE fruit punch! Why didn’t I put a cup holder on this thing!?”
This picture would only make more sense if the Segway was wearing a long white dress and vail.
“I checked with the people at Guinness and they said my denim boxer shorts are good enough to keep my record intact.”
Despite all of MOEs efforts, the suit was only a rental. Plus they had to put Segway insurence on it, you know, just incase. 
A balancing scooter with built in stinger missile launcher?
Ingenious Q. What will you think of next?
The name is Kamen, Dean Kamen.
(For the true hilarious effect, make sure you say it outloud with a poor Sean Connery accent)
“My gosh! I am TRYING to turn it around! It’s not like this suit gives me much room for movement!”
Dean Kamen, shown here trying his best to be a gracious groom as he speeds off in search of some Extra Strength Tylenol, would soon learn to rue the day he hired MOE to do the live music at his wedding. Only after it was too late to preserve the sanity of his guests did he realize that Moe Stix and the Chicken Dance simply do not mix.
New caption (since my old one wasn’t funny).
The tuxedo: Only because Dean doesn’t look good in lime green