CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143

Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
1)

…here’s the scores:

EddieMcD    96
Rich Wong    92
Wayne Doenges    90
Boiler    83
MissInformation    82
JaneYoung    80
Al Skierkiewicz    78
Steve W    61
Koko Ed    59
GaryV1188    59
KathieK    58
Cuog    56
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Skimoose    52
InfernoX14    49
EricS-Team180    48
Hiteak    47
Cody Carey    45
Mister_Juggles    38
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
Joe Matt    34
efoote868    34
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    33
Icurtis    29
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    29
EricH    27
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
Raymaniac    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
BlondeNerd    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    19
Arefin Bari    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
Thegathering    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
taylort    15
Artdutra04    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Barry Bonzack    12
Nehalita    12
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Alex Cormier    9
Elgin Clock    8
65_Xero_Huskie    8
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Pavan    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
trilogism    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
wpdrummer    4
Conor Ryan    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
SizzelChest330    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
ALIBI    2
Don Rotolo    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Zyik    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Peter Matteson    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
fluffy    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19892

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Freshman Animation Unit 15: DONE
Freshman Animation Unit 16: Awaiting fresh hoodie supply

Haircutting unit: $10,000
Transport for said haircutting unit: Through the roof
Watching freshmen wander into it: Priceless

For everything else, there’s Koko Ed…

Finally after years of searching engineers have found a way to get haircuts, now they just need to find one to give out good haircuts… :slight_smile:

Team member: While playing a game of checkers with KoKo Ed all I said was,
‘king me’ and this is what happened.

Warning - if you play checkers with KoKo Ed, you may get crowned by a robotic arm while he sits and chuckles.

How many times to I have to tell you that Hoang is NOT a ringer?

“See, this is what hapens when you forget to wear your forehead protectors.”

Robot: thinks “I wonder if these soft robots are built like me?”
Hoang: “Is it just me or is that robot gesturing for me to come over?”
Robot: “Here comes one of them now. I’ll just unscrew it’s sensory package and look inside”
Hoang: “HELP!! It’s trying to take my head off!!!”

“I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat.”

In the GM Superbowl ad, the fired robot wakes up and finds he didn’t make a mistake. In reality, he was canned and went postal.

“This is an example of what NOT to do when the robot is live.”
“Now where did my hair go?”

Things this machine does not do:

  1. Cone of Silence.
  2. Matrix-esque data entry.
  3. Give the user a permanent.
  4. Unscrew the user’s head like a bottle cap
  5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:

  1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus


The X-Cats thought they we’re clever combining the human player with the actual robot but that idea was quickly shot down in the Q&A. So it was back to the drawing board for them and hours of expensive and painful surgurey for Hoang.

This robotic arm actually has speakers, but we can’t control what they play. All we’ve heard so far is something that sounds just like ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’ by The Beatles. The only difference isn’t a very noticable one. It replaces ‘I want to hold your hand’ with ‘I want to hold your head

Boom.

Headshot.

Robots are tired of being controlled by humans and are taking over. This is another attempt to rid the world of “useless human” and establish themselves as superior.

Don’t believe me? Remember this picture from Caption Contest #117 back in October?

It won’t be long before they rule the world (at least for a couple of hours before all their batteries die).

Shortly afterwards:

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!

“Hey, guys, I found him! You’re it!”

Maybe… Humans learned how to suck out robot intelligence through reverse psychology…

People do stupid things. Like pay to much for home phone service. So switch to vonage.

Woo-hoo, woo - hoo - hooo, Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo.