A cleanly shaven Tarzan, newly domesticated by the seemingly desperate Jane, emerges from his jungle domain to pose for a picture just prior to his wedding - “Me Tarzan. You photographer. Me show big scary teeth to camera. beats chest AHHHHHHHH-U-A-U-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
unknown to billfred, his date had pointed the flower towards his face, so when he squeezed the pump, all the water splashed towards himself, resulting in the clean teeth (removal of the spinach) 
and the wonderful smile…all the while plotting revenge.
[hint]http://www.the-joke-shop.com/showprod.asp?product=135 for those of you who have no idea what im talking about[/hint]
Last week Dean borrowed Woodies tux and this week Billfred? I wonder if they borrowed the tennis shoes? :ahh:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any gir…er…dude who isn’t me tonight.
lalalalalala la la lala!
“Now only if my drivers license photo came out this nice!”
“You would be smiling too if you got to choose next week’s picture to be captioned…”
“Presenting the runner-up in this year’s “Dean Kamen Look-Alike Contest.” All the judges agreed that it was a valiant effort, and the contestant would likely have won, but had only one of the two required costumes.”
“Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight…”
http://snlyou.jt.org/pics/dcarey.jpg
Cleveland Rocks!
“The only thing that could make this photo better, is a lovely lady by my side. Any takers?”
Some of you will appreciate this and others will be totally baffled by my post for this pic.
And It goes a little something like this…
Uh 1,
Uh 2,
Uh 1-2-3-4,
“Bow Chica Bow Wow!!” :yikes:
Bill is in deep thought:
((Please mister photographer…… take the picture already! A little faster pleassssssse!
This tuxedo is killing me. The boutonniere pin is stabbing me…. The tie is too tight… my underwear is running up the you know what…… and this fake background was a big mistake……Oh God…. I just want to scream…… shot the picture already! I can’t hold this smile any longer…)) click NEXT!
:yikes:
Behind this well-dressed nice guy persona is one tough hombre, like his grandpa , shown here with his taller partner.
Andy B.
After years of bothering Dean, Billfred finally fufills his dream of being Dean’s best man.
The U.S.C. College of Engineering introduced its new software product, “Gamecock Photoshop”, that uses a photo and a series of historical events to recreate a new image. In this demo, a recent photo of inventor Dean Kamen was morphed to show how he would have turned out if he had gone to college. As you can see, Dean made the right choice.
HEADLINE: Local man arrested after police spot marijuana background in prom photograph.
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They all don’t know what I’m really smiling about…Muhhahahahaha
Next up in Team 1293s date auction fundraiser, this geeky stud shows that he cleans up well!
“Helloo ladies! I’m BillFred! Give me a call at 555-2394”
While dressing up for Holloween as Blue Man Group, Bill forgot one little critical detail, blue paint.