CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #152

It’s still Sunday!

Unfortunately, my spreadsheet is currently on the blink. I’ll update this when I can get the last contest’s scores fixed.

But I do have the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23488

As always, the deadline is (nominally) Saturday at midnight.

Go!

Greg: HA! I can do it in COMMAND LINE! Look at you using your GUI…

“Okay, you go around the right. We’ll take the left and go for the flag.”
“Got it.”
“Aww crap, I was sniped.”
“Fall back! Fall back!”

Greg: Erm, guys…what does it mean by “The Matrix Has You”?

-If we can just finish this mod the students will never beat us at starcraft again.


GREG: Man! Is it just me or is the CD updates taking longer longer every day to get done?

Greg: "OK, the information I’m picking up from the camera looks great.
Man in blue shirt: “Yea, the program is working too. It’s tracking the light.”
Man in white shirt: “Should I be picking up the Total Gym infomercial?”

Who would have guessed that the words associated with couch would be ‘triple geek’?

The proctor’s hidden camera catches Greg copying during the Intro to C programming exam.

Ok, thats enough, would you stop IMing me already! I’m sitting right next to you!

Guy in blue shirt: Is that your robot code for the camera!?
Guy in Red: No, that’s what your face looks like in C.

Mr. Ross: So why is our control-check robot PINK?
Joe (on the left): I don’t know. Hey, stop ruining the code!
Mr. Steele: Ask the girls why it’s pink. And Joe, I thought you were the one putting the bugs in!
Joe: I’m not doing it.
Mr. Ross: You did it though–your CVS server is down again.
Joe: *My *CVS server??
Mr. Steele: OK, calm down, both of you. We still have to get the camera working so the other two programmers can have the robot for the other sensors. We still have ten hours before ship…

When faced with the choice of sleeping or taking the time to set up a picture so it looks like you are working while sleeping, the latter prevails.

Guy in red- I can’t believe this stuff
guy in blue- your telling me back in my day we were entering code on stone with a hammer and chisel.
guy in red- for what? programing dinosaurs?

Red shirt: Hey, I got the camera working!
Blue shirt: Hey, I got the swerve code working!
White shirt: Hey! I got Windows working! :stuck_out_tongue:

Guy in red: What’s that?
Guy in blue: Quickly minimizes Umm…nothing
Guy in white: I told you, looking up cheat codes does NOT make you a better video game player!!

How many software engineers does it take to program a robot?

a sneak peek of the judges from the new reality show…So You Think You can Program?!?

Guy in Blue: “Look, Ma, no hands!”

“You know, I have heard other team’s software people actually get a table. Why don’t we have a table?”