CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #154

Posted during daylight hours! (Just, uh, a day late.)

Here’s the scores:

EddieMcD    117
Wayne Doenges    115
MissInformation    111
Rich Wong    110
JaneYoung    105
Boiler    101
Al Skierkiewicz    97
GaryV1188    77
Travis Hoffman    76
Koko Ed    75
InfernoX14    74
KathieK    70
Steve W    68
EricS-Team180    65
Skimoose    62
Lukevanoort    61
Cuog    61
Mocat1530    56
Joe Matt    53
Hiteak    53
Andy Baker    50
Mister_Juggles    46
Cody Carey    45
efoote868    42
EricH    42
Jay H 237    40
BlondeNerd    38
Dave Scheck    36
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    33
Raymaniac    33
Icurtis    31
Goober!!!    29
Greg Needel    25
Michelle Celio    25
Schnabel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
“Big Mike”    21
taylort    21
Barry Bonzack    18
Artdutra04    18
Arefin Bari    18
Josh Goodman    18
Jessica Boucher    17
wpdrummer    17
Gary Dillard    17
Thegathering    17
Kyle A    17
Dorienne    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
kramarczyk    12
Nehalita    12
Bcahn836    12
65_Xero_Huskie    12
Zyik    12
whytheheckme    11
Alex Cormier    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Don Rotolo    9
Elgin Clock    8
Pavan    8
anna~marie    7
Kyle    7
cooker52    7
Stephi Rae    6
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
Nuttyman54    5
trilogism    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Beth Sweet    4
Conor Ryan    4
SizzelChest330    4
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
ALIBI    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
kawelch    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
fluffy    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Marc P.    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
Peter Matteson    2
robotcanuck1676    2
114ManualLabor    1
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
Alexa Stott    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
Eugenia Gabrielov    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
Kelly    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
technoL    1
tony.dalia.195    1
waiakea2024    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
GUI    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28749

This week’s going to be a little hectic, so I’m playing it safe and bumping the deadline back to (theoretically) Friday at midnight EDT. As always, you’re still able to sneak one in after that deadline if I haven’t judged the contest yet.

Go!

Andy,“Does LOGOLOC.COM/FIRST have a wedding registry? I really want that FIRST Book!”

Andy: “OK, Jess, you keep that clipboard tucked under your arm and we’ll have many beautiful years of wedded bliss.”

Jess smiles and thinks: Yeah, just wait until he gets out of line!

And Andy starts to think-“I wonder how much it would cost to have the wedding right here.”

  • I wonder if Dean and Dave will let us get married on Einstien? * thinks Andy.

Andy’s FIRST reaction when Jessica asked,
“Andy, have I ever told you that I want to have a - big - wedding?” giggle

“While proposing, don’t forget to wear your safety glasses.”

(Sorry, couldn’t resist! I completely forgot I was wearing my safety glasses the whole time until I saw pictures later. Oh, and I straightened my hair (a rarity), although by that part of the day the humidity had killed it.)

jess- i know i said yes, but you still do smell…
andy- yes, yes, i know i smell.

Andy: I’d give you a ring, but the field crew has already removed them…

A moment too late, Jess remembered just how “pungent” FIRST emcees get working under the hot lights of a playing field all day…

“Must…keep…smiling…must…hold…breath…just…a little…longer…hurry…up…Andy…please…help…me…God…losing…consciousness…”

:smiley:

“Keeper.”


Unbeknownst to the fawning audiance Jess and Andy were thumb wrestling to see what the colors of the wedding would be.

It was silent… except for one small voice, a Kamen voice, screaming “AWWWWW” with as much volume as it could muster.

After proposing.
Jessica: “Why don’t we leave the field so they can play the next game?”
Andy: “I can’t! I’m stuck on the scoring spider. Just reach around and see if you can free me.”
Someone in audience: “Awwww, that’s precious, they’re hugging.”

Jess: OK, so I’m thinking we can probably fit in a quick wedding on Einstein at lunchtime… and we can get a Vex robot to carry the rings down the aisle, and the bridal party can arrive on Segways… and the bridesmaids can carry clipboards instead of bouquets… and I can walk down the aisle to the tune of the FIRST theme song… and we can probably “borrow” some of the FIRST centerpieces from one of the Regional’s VIP luncheons… and I’m sure we can get Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers to play at the wrap party…hmm. I wonder if either Dean or Woody are a Justice of the Peace???
Andy: What was I thinking proposing at a robotics event???

The last time Andy was right.

Andy: “I win BattleCry 8”

“Pull my finger”

Eh heh, sorry about the delay on this one. For the first time in three summers, the first day of camp legitimately kicked my butt.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. EddieMcD
  2. Wayne Doenges
  3. KathieK
  4. GaryV1188
  5. Nuttyman54
  6. JaneYoung
  7. Jessica Boucher

And the burn award…

Which means the scores are…

EddieMcD    119
Wayne Doenges    117
MissInformation    111
Rich Wong    111
JaneYoung    107
Boiler    101
Al Skierkiewicz    97
GaryV1188    79
InfernoX14    79
Travis Hoffman    77
Koko Ed    76
KathieK    72
Steve W    68
EricS-Team180    65
Lukevanoort    62
Skimoose    62
Cuog    61
Mocat1530    56
Joe Matt    53
Hiteak    53
EricH    52
Andy Baker    50
Mister_Juggles    46
Cody Carey    45
efoote868    42
Jay H 237    40
BlondeNerd    38
Dave Scheck    36
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    33
Raymaniac    33
Icurtis    31
Goober!!!    29
Greg Needel    25
Michelle Celio    25
Schnabel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
“Big Mike”    21
taylort    21
Jessica Boucher    19
Barry Bonzack    18
Artdutra04    18
Arefin Bari    18
Josh Goodman    18
wpdrummer    17
Gary Dillard    17
Thegathering    17
Kyle A    17
Dorienne    16
kramarczyk    15
Rohith Surampudi    13
Nehalita    12
Bcahn836    12
65_Xero_Huskie    12
Zyik    12
Alex Cormier    12
whytheheckme    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Don Rotolo    9
Pavan    9
Elgin Clock    8
cooker52    8
anna~marie    7
Kyle    7
Nuttyman54    7
Stephi Rae    6
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
trilogism    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Beth Sweet    4
Conor Ryan    4
SizzelChest330    4
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
ALIBI    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
kawelch    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
fluffy    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Marc P.    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
Peter Matteson    2
robotcanuck1676    2
114ManualLabor    1
Adam Richards    1
Alexa Stott    1
AndyB    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
Eugenia Gabrielov    1
GUI    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
Kelly    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
technoL    1
tony.dalia.195    1
waiakea2024    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

Onward!