Jane to new parent:
Ok, so my rule of thumb is just to fade into the bleachers - Billfred will never even think about using you as a subject for his caption contests.
Trust me on this.
[npoe] In my lap is the beautiful yellow Mission Mayhem '07 tee shirt with the winning logo design that Koko Ed submitted. It’s very cool. That was the tee shirt of the day - I just hadn’t gotten that far into it yet. The “Ringer”/“Keeper” shirts were worn on the flights. [/npoe]
Woman on right: You see, the field constuction workers get a 30 point bonus if they roll out the carpet in less than three pushes, and double their score for each ringer they are wearing around their waist the whole time.
[not my real entry]
Jane: So, These two crazy girls, claiming to be BFFs, just ran over and screamed FIZZLE! at me. Does that make me a FIRST celebrity? I think it does.
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Jane: So, then it was finals, and 108, 180, and 233 gave their time out so 1523 could keep fixing their robot to play in the last matches…then there was a Libby-Kamen-got-Duct-Taped-Delay…
Woman on left: JANE! I was HERE! I saw it happen! It’s Monday already. If you want to recap the event to someone, go home and do it.
Jane…“Ok, do you think you have this now? It’s 50 bonus points if they get up and 10 points a piece if they get the colored thingies in the goal. OK, now lets go around to the other side of the curtain and actually watch a match.”
“Are you sure no one will laugh if I don’t remember this?”
Jane…“Just do it! This time next year it will be your job to introduce the new principals to FIRST!”
Jane: Stay away from that one, he’s a great designer and driver, but well, he uh… tends to make things bend, break, explode, melt, burn, fly, and shatter.
Tytus (Off camera): Hey, Arefin, get over here, I need a piggy back ride to get some explos… uh… gasoline!