It seemed like such a good idea in theory, but when put into application, many officers found that “RoboCop” did not live up to the movie’s standards…
Hey?? When does our precinct get one of these?
Sir (referring to Dave), please have a seat over there while I search your vehicle.
Lose the last one I submitted…
“I don’t care who you are!..You will have to sit over there until I am done inspecting your vehicle.”
Dave Lavery’s previous attempts to use a cardboard box to get through a drive thru had failed this time he tried to use a first robot… dave had to sit in the corner and the robot got off with a stern talking to
I had a hard enough time pulling anyone over when riding that silly Segway… now, I gotta ride this?
Reuters - October 2002
Attempting to cash in on the 20 year anniversary of their most successful movie of all time(not really), Paramount is proud to present their latest movie “An Officer And A Robot”. A tale of law enforcement, technology, and the struggle for the two to coexist peacefully.
“STOP!!! …in the name of love!”
“Sir? Your meter is out.”
“OMG! it’s Dave Lavery! Can I please have your autograph?!?” 
And where are you going robot. Out for a noon stroll while the game is under way? I don’t think so. OMG, are those real chrome rims? :ahh:
This is how the love between woman and machine turned out. 
<playing in the background…bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do… >
I have a metallic male, 130 pounds, about 60 inches tall, says he’s been hanging around bars. What? Oh, hanging on the bar. And Dave is his pimp. What? Oh, Dave says it’s pimp. And he says he kidnapped JVN.
Yeah, another candidate for the Andy Baker ward. I’ll bring him in.
‘Johnny 5? Is that you? … Holy crap, it is alive!’
“Is it possible to get a FIRST SPAM(team180) blocker?”
Dean just had to park his robot in the middle of the front door to the stadium, didn’t he?
dang, you aint got nothin on me, look whos taller now.
Just like to note that Tyler stole mine.
Wetzel
hmm. i wonder what this button does…
… :eek:
I take it that bronze rims are a federal offense in FIRST.
…the famous last words of many freshmen.
^not an entry
What do you mean there is no emergency?!?
I saw you had your warning flashers on from a distance of at least 100 feet (R08). It did seem strange that they were blinking red…