Reuters - October 2002
Attempting to cash in on the 20 year anniversary of their most successful movie of all time(not really), Paramount is proud to present their latest movie “An Officer And A Robot”. A tale of law enforcement, technology, and the struggle for the two to coexist peacefully.
“STOP!!! …in the name of love!”
“Sir? Your meter is out.”
“OMG! it’s Dave Lavery! Can I please have your autograph?!?” 
And where are you going robot. Out for a noon stroll while the game is under way? I don’t think so. OMG, are those real chrome rims? :ahh:
This is how the love between woman and machine turned out. 
<playing in the background…bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do… >
I have a metallic male, 130 pounds, about 60 inches tall, says he’s been hanging around bars. What? Oh, hanging on the bar. And Dave is his pimp. What? Oh, Dave says it’s pimp. And he says he kidnapped JVN.
Yeah, another candidate for the Andy Baker ward. I’ll bring him in.
‘Johnny 5? Is that you? … Holy crap, it is alive!’
“Is it possible to get a FIRST SPAM(team180) blocker?”
Dean just had to park his robot in the middle of the front door to the stadium, didn’t he?
dang, you aint got nothin on me, look whos taller now.
Just like to note that Tyler stole mine.
Wetzel
hmm. i wonder what this button does…
… :eek:
I take it that bronze rims are a federal offense in FIRST.
…the famous last words of many freshmen.
^not an entry
What do you mean there is no emergency?!?
I saw you had your warning flashers on from a distance of at least 100 feet (R08). It did seem strange that they were blinking red…
Well, you ARN’T parked infront of a firehydrant…
"SAY WHAT! Batteries only last 2 minutes!!! :ahh: "
And Dave yells from a distance…
“Say, Robot! You mackin’ on my girl?”
"A look through evolution:
In the beginning there was man, and for a time it was good. But humanity’s so-called `civil societies’ soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then man made the machine…"
“The fire marshal is conducting a new investigation on the origins of magic smoke”
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I dream of edit capabilities in the games forum.
Meanwhile, I suppose it’s time to judge this here contest. First place goes to…
Second place goes to…
Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Rich Wong
Jay H 237
dlavery
DCA Fan
Michelle 236
GateRunner
Bcahn836
tkwetzel
Jack Jones
Andy Baker
JVN
T. Hoffman
Eugenia Gabrielov (who appears determined to introduce “mackin’” into the CD vernacular)
Greg Needel
Mike Ciance
And, of course, the burn award…
Which means the scores are now…
MissInformation: 52
greencactus3: 50
Gary Dillard: 40
Michelle 236: 38
dlavery: 37
JVN: 34
Greg Needel: 30
T. Hoffman: 29
"Big Mike": 27
DCA Fan: 26
EddieMcD: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Andy Baker: 21
Dorienne Plait: 21
Elgin Clock: 21
Jay H 237: 21
Amanda Morrison: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
GateRunner: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
JosephM: 14
BCahn836: 14
Lil' Lavery: 11
Matt Attallah: 9
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 9
Aignam: 7
Rich Wong: 7
Vivelation: 7
Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
Jack Jones: 6
tkwetzel: 6
ZACH P.: 6
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Kyle45: 4
Meli W.: 4
VGMasterShadow: 4
wetzel: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
CourtneyB: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
Until Sunday, when I’ll be done with sleep and Saturday and two straight hours of 80s ska…
(c’mon, a guy has to get his plugs in somehow…:D)