Now, this week is Brunswick Eruption, so all bets are off when it comes to internet access. Therefore, the theoretical deadline this week is whenever Brunswick Eruption ends.
With those to “K’s” there is only one missing in this picture.
I asume that Mr. Kamen has been wondering around the Chmapionship courts on his segway.
Stay tuned for the next episode off “Dean in Championship land”. (He chases Woodie with clock).
By the time they got through Kanagasabapathy, the crew making the ID’s forgot just why Karthik is a VIP, so he gets no title on his card. In protest, Kathie wears her VIP card upside-down. “We K’s have to stick together,” she was heard to say.
The results of the experiment are in: seperated at birth, the twins were fed the same meals except that the doctors varied one element. The data shows eating at too many Rosie and Aces pasta dinners CAN have an effect on your height.
Meeting the KK twins can be a little overwhelming initially. Advice:
listen to everything they say
don’t listen to their jokes or singing - ever
learn to identify them by their eyebrows
*Kathie’s arch when agitated
*Karthik’s look like caterpillars 24/7
they both look good in red but it adds to the confusion - give Kathie two name tags, one upside down. It will help her when she forgets which KK she is. She is believed to be the older of the twins, Karthik the more vocal in talent shows.
They reside in CC.
To help recover from the shock of meeting their mirror image, and the ensuing identity crises, 'K and 'K now wear ID - upside down so they car read it more easily - to remind themselves of who they are.
One day in Mr. Lavery’s kindergarten class…
“OK boys and girls, in this picture what things are not like the other?”
Andy, “Karthik is taller?”
Karen, “Kathie smiles better”"
Beth, “Karthik lives across the border?!?”
Wayne, “Kathie doesn’t jump up and down?”
Chris, “Oh I know! I know! Karthik can’t sing!!!”
Jane, “You can’t tell that from the picture!”
Everyone, “Yes you can!”
Here we see Karthik and Kathie pausing to pose for a picture at the inaugural FIRST-Relevant Halloween Costume Party. Kathie comes dressed as an FVC judge, while Karthik is resplendent in his Hat on a 2006 Pokey Pokey Stick outfit.
Somewhere off camera, Travis Hoffman is having difficulty putting on his 2004 purple ball headpiece, 2001 big ball vest, 2-stack bin arms and 4-stack bin legs ensemble…
“We need some truly 3XL game pieces for 2008 so I can actually wear game objects that fit me!!!” Travis was heard muttering next to an empathetic Dave Lavery, dressed as an insane Scottish Highlander on a Segway.
And that’s how giant inflatable clowns finally found their way into a FIRST competition game. The End.
Kathie: Hey Karthik, they want us to pose together for a future caption contest!
Karthik: I want it to be my team number’s caption contest.
Kathie: You’ll be waiting a loooooong time for that one there buddy!
Karthik: Good point, maybe you’ll have a better chance at this one.
…
Kontestant #1: “What are Krispy Kremes?”
Mr. Trebek: “That right for $100”
Kontestant #1: I’ll stick with Kathie K’s Favs for $200
Mr Trebek: “…a true Kanadian singing star!..and here’s a photo”
Kontestant #1: …ummm “Who is Paul Anka?”
Mr Trebek: Sorry…no…you might want to look at the photo again!"
Kontestant #2: “who is Karthik!”
Mr Trebek: “…judges? I’ll need a FULL name.”
Kontestant #2: "Who is Karthik <squints> KanIgeta…no…um…
<squints harder> Karthik Kangaroopa…no!..ummm
Karthik Kanagasabapathy! "
Mr Trebek: “Yes! for $200.”
Kontestant #2: “Great! I’ll try Hoffman Highlites for a hundred”
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Here we see the winnering entry of the FCL during it’s inaugeral year… the FIRST Cloning League… based upon Dean Kamen’s latest scientific interest. The winning team, while thrilled with the outcome, promised an even more impressive demonstration at the upcoming IRI talent show. The author was assured that the artifacts resulting from a unit mismatch between vendors would be corrected by that time.
