CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #174

Other Games/Trivia
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It’s still [strike]Sunday[/strike] [strike]Monday[/strike] Tuesday!

Here are the scores:

Wayne Doenges    56
Travis Hoffman    48
EddieMcD    46
KathieK    44
boiler    41
EricS-Team180    39
Al Skierkiewicz    34
kramarczyk    32
JaneYoung    32
GaryVoshol    31
lukevanoort    30
rocketperson44    24
Greg Needel    24
EricH    22
Rich Wong    20
skimoose    19
Don Rotolo    18
InfernoX14    17
BlondeNerd    15
cooker52    15
Jay H 237    13
raymaniac    13
MissInformation    10
joshsmithers    10
Pavan    10
Barry Bonzack    8
Hiteak    8
Nuttyman54    8
Tottanka    8
Libby K    7
Alex Cormier    7
Koko Ed    7
Alexa Stott    6
Andy Baker    6
Tim Delles    5
Schnabel    5
Dave Scheck    4
KarenH    4
Kristian Calhoun    4
Rosiebotboss    4
"Big Mike"    4
3dude_2231    4
taylort    4
wpdrummer    4
Bcahn836    4
Cynette    4
zinefer    4
Otaku    3
Bharat Nain    3
Michelle Celio    3
Richard    3
Danielle H    3
SSMike    3
artdutra04    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
KTorak    2
Zyik    2
Rich Kressly    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
114ManualLabor    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Steve W    1
Elgin Clock    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29228

As always, the theoretical deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

2

Bill’s Mom,“Thank goodness, he actually owns laundry detergent!”

3

What’s the best way to start the day? Jazz!

4

After implementing Artificial Intelligence in their robot, Team 1618 decided their robot was smart enough to live on its own. Unfortunately, it is not a very good housekeeper.

5

FIRST Search Committee member #1:
OK, so the fact is, Billfred has lost his mind. That we know.

FIRST Search Committee member #2:
Yes, but the rumor is, he left it on the road somewhere. It could be anywhere up or down the east coast.

a voice from under the blanket: eureka! I found it!

FIRST Search Committee member #1: Billfred, did you find your mind?

the voice: no, but I found the loose screw - we’re getting closer.

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Recent studies have shown that throwing an electric keyboard in with your dirty laundry will NOT let “musical mojo” wash off onto your clothes and magically imbue you with amazing singing powers. See Exhibit A for evidence of a recent failed attempt - the room of subject #1114, one Kanagasabapathy, Karthik. Subject was last seen running away crying from the local karaoke bar, the torturous sounds of laughter and booing nipping at the heels of his shattered psyche as he lost himself in the comforting darkness.

[NAE] :rolleyes: [/NAE]

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Most dorm rooms have posters of Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie. This one features Woodie Flowers.

8

i wonder if i could use that controller to control the Dewalt power tools to bring me a Pepsi Jazz…?

9

AS TIDY AS IT GETS (" wait 'till you see when it’s messy…")

10

Billfred: Now where did I put that robot? The controller’s still here…Wonder if turning it on will help…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! thud Ouch.

11

“One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong.
Can you guess which thing is not like the others
By the time we finish this song.”

Well Bob, we have 3 joysticks, and 1 bottle of laundry detergent. The laundry detergent doesn’t belong here.

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1.0 Urban Camouflage
1.1 Definition
The art of disguising oneself in order to blend in with the background.
1.2 Example (See Photo)
Here is a near perfect example of proper camouflage. Only an experienced
person would spot the corner of Billfred’s clipboard peeking out from under
the blanket.

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BillFred> Ok, if you’re going room with me you have to understand the room’s control interface.
20thNewGuy> Sure…whatever <rolls eyes>
BillFred> the joystick on the right opens the fridge door
20thNewGuy> yeah, yeah,yeah…
BillFred> the joystick on the left opens the blinds
20thNewGuy> uh…huh
BillFred> the middle still needs some tweaking…whatever you do…NEVER TOUCH IT!
20thNewGuy> <grabs middle stick snickering> whatttt…like this?

<large electric blue flash, 20thNewGuy reduced to a small neat pile of ash…the only thing neat in this room>

BillFred> <looks glumly> …as I was going to say, it controls the tetra-hydrogen power cell, but there’s a short…<shrugs> I lose more room mates that way

14

“Look closely and you will see what the Cookie Monster left behind under the bed”

15

“Nice to meet you, Messy. I’m Billfred.”

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This is a test of your highly tuned CSI skills. What can we determine from this crime scene?

  1. College Student: Bed seldom used. When sleep is inevitable, probably sleeps on the floor. More likely under bed, note nesting materials
    .

  2. Male: Note blue blankey.

  3. Nocturnal: Note window.

  4. Music Lover: Keyboard lovingly tucked into laundry basket.

  5. Health Conscious: Judging by the copious quantities of carbs and carbonated beverages.

  6. Three Armed: Note joysticks.

  7. **Afraid of Authority Figure/RA: Note lack of posters or decorations on walls to violate dorm policy. **

  8. **Confirmed Cave Dweller: Refer to item 1. Note cat5 cable heading towards lair. **

  9. **Card Carrying Member of the Tim Allen Fan Club: Note hording of power tools. **

  10. Eco-friendly/Fragrant: Note laundry detergent… unopened.

This was only a test.

Had this been a real crime scene, instructions would have accompanied this message on what to do if you encountered the occupant of this area.

This was only a test. :cool:

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“And now you know why the Death Star had a trash compactor.”

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(not an entry… mines already in, but)

Not to snub the fans of NUMB3RS, please calculate the following based on the evidence seen:

  1. Time elapsed since start of semester:

  2. Minimum time before visit by opposite gender:

  3. Minimum time before visit by parental units:

Answers will be posted shortly. :wink:

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[not an entry]

[/not an entry]

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After the whole off-season, poor “FIRST collage mentors” get really bored.
Some of those unique life-forms, get so attached to their hobbies of building robots that they prefer having a Robot Controller and a few joysticks on having a roomie or/and a girlfriend/boyfriend.

On the next episode of “the 21st century and it’s new evolutioned life-forms” here, on National Geographic Channel, we will keep investigating why this particular life form has a very large amount of fur on it’s head, and also start investigating a new life form, the so called, “FIRST NEMO”. We dont yet know much of that animal, though we have already bought a lot of scuba diving kits, and we are prepared to find those NEMOS.

Lavery out.