Looks like the judges are going to give this one a 7.5 he had great form but missed the landing. Ouch thats gotta hurt.
DJ Fluck was disabled after flying out with a great start to knock down all the huskies during autonomous only to turn the wrong way, and ending outside of the playing field much to the horror of the programmer.
There IS a reason why they added a gate to the field DJ… :rolleyes:
in the best crock hunter voice “as you can see DJ is listening for sounds to find out where they are coming from. you don;t want to let these robots sneek up on you, as they can be crafty buggers.”
“LOOK AT ME, I’M DJ! YAY!!! Join my fan club and I’ll teach you how to be cool like me! I like to call this move the black panther. Grrrrrr.”
DJs failed attempt at breakdancing. He learns 1) to move away from objects that will catch his feet and 2) spining on your knee leaves a nasty rugburn.
Attempting several backflips to express his team’s joy at being choosen by the #1 seeded team, D.J. Fluck forgets entirely about the field, until it is too late.
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The second video from the FIRST Workout Series titled “FIRST You Pump-It-Up: The Advanced Regional Workout” went on sale this week and captured the number 3 spot for the “Top 10 Selling Workout Video of the Month.” Pictured here is D.J. Fluck demonstrating the proper hand and leg position of the “Elevated-Single-Leg push up.”
This is a favorite exercise performed by finalists at FIRST Regional Competitions while waiting for their turn at picking alliances. 
That’s what happens when you raise the bar
Attempting to escape the recruited “human wall,” D.J. Fluck nearly makes it off the field before falling and being dragged into the line.
D.J. realized he wasn’t Superman.
‘Can you say…ouch? with a smile?’
And over here, we see DJ, doing his impression of “Jess Boucher post-national anthem at IRI”.
Exposition
Bitten on a cow-tipping field trip by a territorially-displaced radioactive ground sloth roaming the pastures of Kokomo, Indiana, mild-mannered dork D.J. Fluck was suddenly transformed into the Amazing(?) Slothman! From that day on, D.J. swore to secretly use his slothly powers to (very slowly) protect truth, justice, and the American way while thwarting the plans of evildoers everywhere!
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Insanely jealous of his cousin Peter Parker’s amazing Wall-Crawling super powers and desperately seeking attention, D.J. foolishly forgets to put on his Slothman suit before demonstrating his powers of Totally-Uncoordinated Floor-Crawling and Super Slow Sloth Speed to the crowd in Houston. Needless to say, they weren’t impressed.
Don’t expect a Slothman movie or comic book any time in this millenium. However, D.J. did inspire one extremely bored spectator to write the Slothman theme song. Here’s the first verse…
Slo-oth-man, Slo-oth-man
Does whatever a slo-oth can
Crawls real slow, on the floor
Trips on bars, he’s such a bore
Who cares? Here comes the Slo-oth-man
remember to stretch out fully before each match, you don’t want to get a cramp while you’re sprinting to the controls at the end of autonomous mode
“Attention in the pits: Will the TechnoKats please come get their human player off the field AGAIN!”
Overheard in the pits: “Great. Can you imagine what it will be like next year when he graduates and becomes a mentor?”
D.J. would do anything for a quarter, but this time he really tripped the bar. 
Makes me wonder why he’s smiling after tripping (yes, I know it’s staged). On that note:
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“Don’t worry! The ground seems to have broken my fall!”
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Here we see the Red Wingscurse has yet again taken another victim on the field…
What?
It’s not the Red Wings that have a curse, but the Red Sox?
Oh… Well… My bad!!! 
(Don’t blame me, I’m not into sports.)
“Hi, my name is D.J. Fluck, but you can call me Role Model… or is it Roll Model?”
(Anyone remember that picture? I tried to find it, but apparently it was hosted off-site and isn’t there anymore… ahh well)