I guess they didn’t like the liverwurst.
JVN:
“So this bratty kid kept saying I’m wrong about the tranny design and shouted back at Chris and me, “SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE…… JOHN V-NEUN?!
So…. I shouted back at him, “YES I AM!”
So… then he turn around and stuck his tongue at us.
So…. Chris and me did THIS……raspberries “ :eek:
“What’s cool about FIRST is that people know you, when you don’t even know them…there’s your sign!”
Uh, you know when I said “You can taste the excitement in the air”, it was just a figure of speech.
Dave is captivated by how John catches aluminium “snow flakes” with his tounge that try and fall into the robot durring drilling, yet he is ignorning the kid who tried this technique yesterday and got lock-jaw.
Running out of things to compete about before the game is revealed, the boys stand on tippy-toe in an attempt to see who is taller.
Yes. I’m aware that Viagra now comes in lozenge form. Let me guess. You two didn’t read about the possible side effects, did you?
…
“how many zip ties do we need? 2000??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
They’re demonstrating the victory facial expression for kidnapping JVN.
Dave: You know John, I’ve tried all there is to be like you including saying that “I am JVN”, but people aren’t buying it.
Maybe… just maybe, If I got dental implants to match yours, they will believe “I AM JVN”!!
JVN: Ok?!?!?
Dave: So do me a favor, say ahhhhhh and show me them pearly whites!
JVN: Umm… yeah… sure… <shifty eyes> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Rookie: “How bigs a regional?”
Me: “I would say a team meeting times o say 500-600…so like 3-6000 people”
They’re drinkin’ decaf tomarrow.
Dave: … so I treid to stop Big Mike by grabbing him like this, but it didn’t stop him from hugging me…
JVN: … and when he did, it made my tounge stick out this far!
Chris: When Big Mike squeezed me, my tounge stuck out THIS far!!!
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D@ve: “T5 in effect”
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For those trying to figure this one out, T5 was the rule in the 1997 rulebook that allowed flipping, and D@ve was one of the engineers of the Rhode Warriors’ flipper that year. On that robot is literally a small sign that says “T5 in effect”. And it does look like D@ve is about to upend JVN (behold the glory that is goofy picturetaking :p), so, there’s my caption.
Lets play Simon says. Simon says, copy a Budweiser commercial.
Guy 1; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP
Guy 2; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP
Guy 3; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP
Chris: “What page are we on?”
Me: “…467 two pages down from Las Gurillas”
could you tighten my zipper for me?
no not that tight!!!
proof JVN loves his groupies…now taking it to the next level showing off that they will imitate his every move.
A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away…Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave’s earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain’t got nothing on Dave - YOU DON’T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!
Well, this is living proof once again that Kickoff needs to happen. And fast, too. (Maybe we should talk to Dean about putting that idea in the hopper.)
Meanwhile, first place goes to…
Second place goes to…
Honorable mentions go to…
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
Bcahn836
“Big Mike”
Amanda Morrison
Andy Baker
Wetzel
JVN
Jessica Boucher
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
EddieMcD
greencactus3
Greg Needel
And the burn award this week is being shared by…
and…
So I figure 3 points divided by two is 1.5 each. (kidding, kidding…)
The scores, after a whopping nineteen contests…
MissInformation: 56
greencactus3: 54
Gary Dillard: 47
Michelle 236: 41
dlavery: 39
JVN: 38
Greg Needel: 34
T. Hoffman: 34
Elgin Clock: 33
DCA Fan: 30
"Big Mike": 29
EddieMcD: 29
Dorienne Plait: 28
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Jay H 237: 25
Andy Baker: 23
Amanda Morrison: 22
GateRunner: 19
BCahn836: 18
Rich Wong: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
JosephM: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Matt Attallah: 12
Astronouth7303: 11
Lil' Lavery: 11
Tom Schindler: 10
Shyra1353: 9
tkwetzel: 9
Eugenia Gabrielov: 8
Jessica Boucher: 8
wetzel: 8
Aignam: 7
Vivelation: 7
Jack Jones: 7
Kyle45: 6
VGMasterShadow: 6
ZACH P.: 6
DanielBCR: 5
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
CourtneyB: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jake177: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
Now, looking at those numbers, I notice that Gary Dillard is within striking distance of the lead…if Heidi doesn’t enter the contest next week. Having dealt with Gary in the past, I know he’s a pretty bright and cunning guy. (Hence why Robot Rodeo ended at a reasonable hour.) Thus, in the interest of the integrity of the contest as it enters its 20th round, I present in all lack of seriousness…
Until Sunday…