A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away…Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave’s earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain’t got nothing on Dave - YOU DON’T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!
Well, this is living proof once again that Kickoff needs to happen. And fast, too. (Maybe we should talk to Dean about putting that idea in the hopper.)
Meanwhile, first place goes to…
Second place goes to…
Honorable mentions go to…
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
Bcahn836
“Big Mike”
Amanda Morrison
Andy Baker
Wetzel
JVN
Jessica Boucher
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
EddieMcD
greencactus3
Greg Needel
And the burn award this week is being shared by…
and…
So I figure 3 points divided by two is 1.5 each. (kidding, kidding…)
The scores, after a whopping nineteen contests…
MissInformation: 56
greencactus3: 54
Gary Dillard: 47
Michelle 236: 41
dlavery: 39
JVN: 38
Greg Needel: 34
T. Hoffman: 34
Elgin Clock: 33
DCA Fan: 30
"Big Mike": 29
EddieMcD: 29
Dorienne Plait: 28
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Jay H 237: 25
Andy Baker: 23
Amanda Morrison: 22
GateRunner: 19
BCahn836: 18
Rich Wong: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
JosephM: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Matt Attallah: 12
Astronouth7303: 11
Lil' Lavery: 11
Tom Schindler: 10
Shyra1353: 9
tkwetzel: 9
Eugenia Gabrielov: 8
Jessica Boucher: 8
wetzel: 8
Aignam: 7
Vivelation: 7
Jack Jones: 7
Kyle45: 6
VGMasterShadow: 6
ZACH P.: 6
DanielBCR: 5
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
CourtneyB: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jake177: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
Now, looking at those numbers, I notice that Gary Dillard is within striking distance of the lead…if Heidi doesn’t enter the contest next week. Having dealt with Gary in the past, I know he’s a pretty bright and cunning guy. (Hence why Robot Rodeo ended at a reasonable hour.) Thus, in the interest of the integrity of the contest as it enters its 20th round, I present in all lack of seriousness…
Until Sunday…
You know, considering I was gone for 3 months, I’m actually doing fairly well.