CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #197

And you thought all of the good stuff was going to be in Atlanta this week.

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman    112
GaryVoshol    109
EddieMcD    107
boiler    103
JaneYoung    103
Wayne Doenges    98
KathieK    84
Al Skierkiewicz    79
EricH    74
EricS-Team180    70
kramarczyk    67
Don Rotolo    65
Rich Wong    55
skimoose    50
BlondeNerd    31
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
Barry Bonzack    25
raymaniac    21
InfernoX14    18
joshsmithers    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    13
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Rick TYler    9
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Elgin Clock    3
Michelle Celio    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
lilstogi11    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28359

Since travel is a beast, we’ll say the deadline is Sunday at midnight Eastern

Go!

JVN: OM NOM NOM NOM

<npoe>
I have no idea what he’s om nom nom nom-ing but it was the first thing to come to mind… and heres an edited photo.


</npoe>

John: So I had this idea…
Bob and Andy: laugh hysterically

All (singing): We’re three caballeros, we come with sombreros…
JVN(speaking): …except Bob forgot the hats.

Why is Bob haning out with the two shifty looking characters like them?

Andy: ‘why does Bob have to be such an inspiration - now - it’s so quiet in here, except for - him!’

Oblivious, John belts out a good ole Texas tune that’s he’s learned for just such a moment as this:

The stars at night
are big and bright…
deep in the heart of TEX-AS (get it Bob, get it? STARS!)

let’s see…

reminds me of
the one I love…
deep in the heart of TEX-AS (heh heh, that one’s for Aman…)

Hey! Where are you guys going? I’m just getting warmed up…I was gonna sing you a little ditty called, Tumbling Tumbleweed. Ever heard of it? Great song, goes like this…

Sadly, JVN has the best hair.

I’ll some of what he’s been having… A world championship and a WFA.

John: I just LOVE that MOE shirt on you, Bob. It brings out the green in your eyes.

How did I lose my hair? That’s a great story – see, last year at Championships I was going out with MOE and they offered me some green hair dye. The last thing I remember is drinking Vault and eating a big plate of Irish nachos. I woke up the next morning in our robot crate with a ringing headache, a 2-speed transmission tatoo, and no hair. Do *you *know where my hair went?

John to Andy: “Guess who lost the bet that Team 1024 would win three regionals in a row?”

[npoe]Congrats Kil-a-Bytes[npoe]

JVN: Nope, I’m definitely not with them.

Andy: “You saw a scarily green man running last night?!
There is no such thing.
That’s what you get for staying up all night at the Mentor Gathering!
Don’t worry John, I’ll protect you want they can around again.”

JVN: “Hmmm…. Don’t look now, but you better start protecting.”

<npoe> 50% isn’t bad in this case!!! </npoe>

“Meet the Mean(ish) Green Machine, delivering top quality justice at reasonable speeds; his sidekick Bald Boy, with the ability to reflect the sun and blind evil-doers; and their human confidant and liaison to normal citizens everywhere, known only as The Baker. Rumor is The Baker can divide by zero, kill two stones with one bird, win a game of tic-tac-toe in 2 moves, and legally go clockwise on an Overdrive track, but those abilities are currently unconfirmed.”

“I think this face should be featured on the 2008 Chairman’s video”

P.S. (you need to watch the video to understand…)

The Three Stooges…from left to right - Curly, MOE (:rolleyes:), and Larry.

Curly: “NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK…”

About 2 seconds later, Larry hits him with a SuperShifter.

Dear Mr. Hoffman:

As much as we appreciate you taking time to enter our most recent contest, we regret to inform you that your entry was received 29 hours after the termination of the event. Please try again next time, but here’s a home copy of our game to keep you entertained in the mean time (we only ask that you remit $29.95 shipping and handling).

Have a good day.

Sincerely,

Hugh Blewett
Rules Czar
FIRST Contests, Inc., a New 'Ampsha Corporation

[Not an Entry] Ah, but Billfred hasn’t judged it yet, leaving the window open. I suspect a BIWWTM Rule invocation is in place.[/Not an Entry]

Give that man a cigar (and then get him 25 feet away from my dorm)!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to…

Honorable mentions go to…

  1. Don Rotolo
  2. Travis Hoffman
  3. Michelle Celio
  4. Peter Matteson
  5. Dorienne
  6. EddieMcD
  7. Rich Wong

And the burn award…

Which means the scores are:

Travis Hoffman    114
JaneYoung    113
GaryVoshol    110
EddieMcD    109
boiler    106
Wayne Doenges    99
KathieK    84
Al Skierkiewicz    79
EricH    75
EricS-Team180    70
kramarczyk    68
Don Rotolo    67
Rich Wong    57
skimoose    50
BlondeNerd    31
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
Barry Bonzack    25
raymaniac    21
InfernoX14    18
joshsmithers    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Rick TYler    14
Jay H 237    13
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Michelle Celio    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Peter Matteson    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
lilstogi11    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
Carol    1

Onward!