Little Skippy was so upset his parents wouldn’t buy him an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, he decided to build a fully functional replica out of LEGOs. Bad call, Skippy. Bad call.
This is really embarassing. I should have listened to mom when she told me if I didn’t stop making funny faces at my younger brother, my face would freeze that way…
[npoe]The OP of this pic says it has been used a lot. It very closely resembles another picture from Mission Mars or No Limits that has shown up in many publications and websites over the past few years. [/npoe]
Youngin’: (muttering) Out of everyone on the team, they pick the kid with one good eye to align the robot. No sense made. Well, they better not blame me when we head toward the wrong mission. If they forgot the new code again…this is…mrnermirgmbc…
Brain: PINKY!!! Blast your infernal cycloptic thinking!!
Pinky: Narf!?!
Brain: I clearly specified that I wanted a stereoscopic vision system in this android to facilitate triangulation of the target’s position.
Pinky: Narf???
Brain: sigh That googly eyed robot I showed you in the pretty ‘Behind the Design’ book.
Pinky: Oh, the googly eyed one, it’s funny looking… narf… hic… But Brain, doesn’t this android have two eyes?
Brain: Yes, Pinky it does… And I HAVE TO RUN BACK AND FORTH TO LOOK OUT EACH ONE!!! Just close the one on your side and I’ll make due. Fortunately, my myopic friend, my android creation is child sized and the bystanders will simply think we are being… ‘cute’. shudders
Brain: We’ll have to do better tomorow if my plan is to succeed.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Brain: sigh The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
“Is he using his eye to align the robot? Because his eye is certainly not part of the robot, and he is therefore using something not part of the robot to assist with positioning it, in clear violation of Rule <G16>.”