CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #201

Man, home again? Someone better call the feds.

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman    122
JaneYoung    119
EddieMcD    116
GaryVoshol    116
boiler    111
Wayne Doenges    102
KathieK    98
Al Skierkiewicz    81
kramarczyk    80
EricH    78
Don Rotolo    75
EricS-Team180    73
Rich Wong    59
skimoose    51
BlondeNerd    33
rocketperson44    31
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    28
Rick TYler    22
raymaniac    21
dlavery    20
joshsmithers    19
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
wpdrummer    7
Cynette    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
Michelle Celio    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
Lil' Lavery    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
robotcanuck1676    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Peter Matteson    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
lilstogi11    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
jmb226    1
KelliV    1
lingomaniac88    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29670

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Why can’t I ever find the “export to reality” button? Oh, well, I’ll just relax while waiting for the freshmen to build the part instead.

The young designer carefully follows all safety rules while using cards to generate random number seeds for the 3D driving simulator.

Student: “This proves my theory. If you are totally alone, and you start playing Solitaire, someone will pop up and tell you how to play a card.”

Here is one of the pictures you rarely will see. A lone inventor trying a new idea seconds before he realizes that no one in the world will spend good money for a 3D solitare game.

“Don’t worry, fella. Kickoff is only 250 days away!”

Why do I have safety goggles on? They’re necessary in case the magnetic field induced by that coil of power supply wire starts causing small ferrous objects to start flying about the room. See how it’s already reversed the image on the CRT?

During the final ‘reality-check’ and debugging phases of the card manipulator design, flying cards became a real hazard.

You think this is bad?
Nah, you should have seen what I wore every time I read one of Dave’s latest clues.
I was totally fool proof.

Anybody can read a manual and understand how the basics of AutoDesk Inventor; Winning a game of Solitare is where the REAL skill lies.

“It could be worse. Earlier, he was trying to make a LOLFIRST website…”

Moments before…

Safe Man: “Dude why is everything BACKWARDS”

Off-shot Man: “Here put these reversal glasses on”

Safe Man: "Hooray! Now I can play solitaire =] "

<npoe>
Am I the only one who realized that the Solitaire window and the task bar are indeed opposite from what they should be? But the modeling program is correct.
or
That the modeling program is backwards and the solitaire window and task bar are correct
</npoe>

Now we know how 176 got their name.

Solitaire-y Confinement, restricted from working on the robot due to some bonehead mistake with a Sawzall - the darkest punishment a build team student could ever receive.

OSHA visits local school during build season. The practices shown while using the computer demonstrate that it truly is Safety FIRST for this robotics team. See our special report on the chain mail uniforms worn by machine operators at 11.

“Dude watch, I swear it.
If you win in this new Vista Solitaire game the cards actual fly out at you.
Why do you think I’m wearing these safety glasses?”

Alright, before it’s my bedtime.

First place goes to:

(insert Mac snipe here ;))

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to…

  1. Travis Hoffman
  2. Wayne Doenges
  3. boiler
  4. kramarczyk
  5. Don Rotolo
  6. JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to…

Which means the scores are…

Travis Hoffman    124
JaneYoung    121
EddieMcD    117
GaryVoshol    117
boiler    113
Wayne Doenges    104
KathieK    98
Al Skierkiewicz    84
EricH    83
kramarczyk    82
Don Rotolo    77
EricS-Team180    73
Rich Wong    69
skimoose    51
BlondeNerd    33
rocketperson44    32
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    28
Rick TYler    22
raymaniac    21
dlavery    20
joshsmithers    19
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Andy Baker    8
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
wpdrummer    7
Cynette    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
Michelle Celio    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
Lil' Lavery    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
robotcanuck1676    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Peter Matteson    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
lilstogi11    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
jmb226    1
JMB226    1
KelliV    1
lingomaniac88    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1

Onward!