Because of Dave Lavery’s now infamous “Krispy Kreme Binge” of 2008, none of the chain’s donuts could be found within 100 miles of New York City. So therefore, the original sweet treat that Dean and Dave requested had to be replaced by an alternative. Dave proceeded to sit down in protest, and refused to eat anything not resembling a Krispy Kreme donut for the remainder of the regional.
After the ceremonies, with Dean still wiping cake from his face, he is approached by three students.
Student 1: I guess you could say that was the icing on the cake.
Student 2: Yeah, I guess you really can have your cake and eat it too.
Student 3: I still say the cake is a lie.
Dean: … don’t you have a robot to work on?
Student 2: That all depends.
Dean: On what?
Student 2: Whether or not I can think of anymore cake puns.
Dave thinking to himself…
“I told him it was coming. I told him he would never know when, he would never know how, and he would never know where, but he can’t say I didn’t tell him it was coming! Oh, and note to self, don’t fly with Dean in the near future!”
Cake mix: $5.00
Frosting: $3.00
Building a robot: $6,000-$10,000
The chance to cake your choice of FIRST Game Design Committee members, one of whom is the founder of FIRST: Priceless.
Dean: “Now, before you throw that cake…think of the consequences it will cause. Whoever has to clean it up will not be very happy with you, and you know how janitors get when they’re upset.
Now, do you still want to throw that?”
Dean: “Is that one of the new Krispy Kreme Texas donuts.”
Man with donut: “Yes it is.”
Dean: “Than it should go to Dave.”
Dave: “I’m not hungry.”
Crowd: “WHAT!!!” KK stock dropped 30 points that day
"I know what you’re thinking. “Did he throw six pies or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Boston Creme pie, the most powerful dessert in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
On the subject of iPhones, I’m typing this message out on mine as my MacBook’s hard drive has died today. I’m going to try to get on another computer tonight, but I may need to wait a bit longer.
(By the way, hooray AppleCare extended warranties. My hard drive failed on Day 366, one day past the standard warranty.)