The question is not how many clowns fit in the car, it’s how many FIRSTers fit in the tetra. They’re still engineering the optimum solution, which is why nobody is actually inside yet.
Off-screen safety judge: “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, you two* don’t appear to be wearing ASNI-approved safety glasses! EVERYONE knows that corrective lens glasses do NOT constitute as safety glasses!”
*Bottom and top left of the members inside the tetra. It’s hard to tell if they are or are not actually wearing safety glasses.
Team 303 discovers a limitation of Beatty’s strategy, namely, difficulties accommodating consensus decision-making. This problem is further intensified with low-cost temples (See right.)
The head advisor addresses the team while holding a standard tetra, trying to get her kids to understand. Channeling Harold Ramis, she begins…
“Well, let’s say this tetra represents the typical size of an Innovation FIRST Victor 884 Speed Controller used in the FIRST Robotics Competition. According to this morning’s press release, the new Jaguar replacement would be a tetra six feet wide and five and a quarter feet tall…kinda like that one you’re standing behind…”
Student electrical captain, choking on his Mountain Dew…
What’s more impressive? The fact that the robot is supporting the large tetra or that none of the members are hiding their faces from the camera. I thought every team had someone like that.
So, while the rest of the country will be playing with a standard sized tetra, this district tetra is what Michigan has decided best suits the needs of thier region.
The Panthers’ safety claws for preventing catastrophes:
Be prepared when getting fired up during build.
Extinguish all doubts.
12 people to a tetra – no more, no less.
Watch out for crazy people like Copioli.
This is a perfect example of how the brain can be confused by an optical illusion.
Which is bigger, the tetra in front of the camera or the one on the table?
Answer They are both the same size. The one in front of the camera is closer to the lens. You didn’t think the girl could hold up the tetra, by herself, if it was as big as it appears to be?
Here we see several local retirees harnessing the power of the [strike] pyramid[/strike] tetra to revert to an age where they could pass off as High School students, in an effort to use their vast experience to dominate the competition. Unfortunately, they were of an age that couldn’t even set the time on their VCRs and, sadly, lost to some young whippersnappers.
[NPOE]: Holy Carp, how in the world did I get a first place out of that drivel? There goes my Bridesmaid award for the 2009 season [/NPOE]
In an attepmt to prove that everything can be improved upon, this team decides to test a theory. Make it bigger but take off one side and see if it still has the same wonderful properties that a pyramid has. Unfortunately no one watched the Mythbusters disprove the pyramid claims, so no one in the picture is going to get any smarter just by sitting under their creation.