“They told me the president has already seen enough robots for today. They suggested I take it over to the Brazilians or the Canadians or the New Zealanders?!?! OK, I can understand Brazil, the Canadians maybe, but New Zealand? Do they know something I don’t?”
“Not great. As soon as we got the robot off the cart, he jumped on the cart, grabbed the handle and demanded to know where the ON switch was… and then he exclaimed something about this version of the Segway wasn’t any better than the one he rode previously, and had us escorted out through the back door!”
Upon finding out Moezilla was in fact NOT the Roomba they had ordered to clean the carpets of the Oval Office, they immediately fired Moezilla, & had it escorted out the back gate.
CNN announcer: “We are standing outside the White House during the annual Garage Sale. Here we see another happy customer. He sems to have bought a MOE (Monitor of Earth) satellite. The last estimate of this unit was 1.5 billion dollars. We hear he got it for $125.00”
[NPOE] I would rather go hunting with Cheney than go driving with Kennedy [NPOE]
Guy pushing the bot: “Ahh, I’m so glad that my shopping is done. Let’s see, I’ve got the Victor 884s; the 12V batter; a dozen PWM cables; a big, shiny power breaker; several pounds of metal, cut to fit; a few motors; pool noodles; bright green fabric; a couple hundred fasteners of varying sizes…geez, it looks like I could build a robot with all this stuff. Oh, right…”
The President showed no interest in MOE’s robot once he found out it didn’t run on $5.00 a gallon premium gasoline. Here we see the CEO of Texas’ biggest oil company happily punting Moezilla to the curb at his benefactor’s request.
"I reckon we don’t need any more dang gumb’ “green” machines 'round these here parts. Thar ain’t no “green”, only “black” - Black Gold, Texas Tea…Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Now it’s time to go order me up another one of them there diamond-encrusted solid gold toothbrushes…