CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226

Just hammering through them, right?

Here are the scores after the last round:

EricH    60
boiler    47
Travis Hoffman    44
rocketperson44    43
Don Rotolo    40
kramarczyk    38
Wayne Doenges    36
lingomaniac88    32
JaneYoung    32
rtfgnow    19
Al Skierkiewicz    29
GaryVoshol    28
EricS-Team180    26
SlaminSwimster    24
Karibou    24
acdcfan259    19
InfernoX14    17
Lions for First    15
FoXy92    12
KathieK    12
Rich Wong    11
Michelle Celio    10
Water Bandit23    10
Steve W    9
tim_reiher    7
Andy Baker    5
lilstogi11    5
Barry Bonzack    4
"Big Mike"    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
Elgin Clock    3
Hachiban VIII    2
Jay H 237    2
KarenH    2
Katie_UPS    2
Schnabel    2
ZakuAce    2
Annette B.    2
cobrawanabe1699    2
Cuog    1
Dorienne    1
FlyingCrayons    1
Kyle    1
MoeMom    1
Protronie    1
skimoose    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32000

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

photo 32000

I am the ultimate ruler, i will use this robot to take over the world and than get dave to stop with the water game theries WHAHAHA!!!

Mike Q: “Hey Bbbrat, you drive a mean marker”
BN: “Broom brooom broooom…”
Guy behind Bharat: “Sheesh, the least you could do uis use the alliance colors.”
Guy in camo shirt: “Hey, I can drive that thing too! Broom, broooom…”

[NPOE](Team 25’s drive team, using imaginary joysticks (a green dry-erase marker is visible) to control an imaginary robot.)[/NPOE]

:smiley:

Believing is seeing.

Driver: “I don’t get it… how could we have lost that last match?”
Guy behind driver: “Well, first of all, you’re driving with MARKERS…”
Driver: “Oh, how could I be so stupid? I forgot to plug them into the driver interface! stares at driver interface for three minutes Um… how do these go in again?”
Guy behind driver: “Oh, brother…”

Wayne C: thinks “Raiding the Robotix mentor bin for drivers didn’t work too well this year.”
Hollers “Hey, do I have to come out and mentor you guys?”

Drive team: :eek::ahh::eek::ahh: “No!”

Coaches are not allowed to touch controls. Here we see an unsuccessful attempt of a coach trying to drive the robot by mind control. It didn’t work to control the students; no wonder it didn’t work for the robot. However, it wasn’t any less successful than the student with the markers.

[npoe] Billfred gives a hint of

Just *hammering *through them, right?

for contest number 226. And then it’s not a picture of Troy Hammerheads? [/npoe]

middle guy: i is so cool… i drive with markers… (goofly grin)

other guy with hat: uhhh i think you have to drive with the joysticks…

middle guy: NOOOOOOO!!! I DRIVE WITH MARKERS!!!

How could he drive the imaginary robot so poorly that it scratches up the lexan like that?

Guy in camo shirt: “Let me have a couple of those markers so I can pretend to drive.”
Guy wearing cap: “No! You remember the last time we gave you markers don’t you? We’re still trying to get the marks off the ceiling.”
Guy in camo shirt: “I’m sorry.”

Guy taking picture: This is so stupid, you guys, pretending to drive with imaginary joysticks will never get you in the caption contest!

camo-guy: Surely you can drive-it-like-you-stole IT! BABY!

Hawaiian-shirt-guy: Call me Tony Stuart! but don’t call me Shirley!

Seeing as electronics are based on magic smoke, and Team 25 employs additional magic, this was the logical next step.

at&t and crayolas collaboration more bars and more markers in more places.

Why is it that the young guys need things like nitrous to try and beat us old guys.

OK Bharat, we’ve got the stance, we’ve got the stern look of determination, we’ve got the coach, we’ve got the ideal driver’s station position, we’ve even got a great robot design, what are we forgetting?
Uh, an OI?!? I thought you were bringing it from the pit?

Driver: I’m going to warp speed!

Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.

Operator: Uhhh… we need to make a turn in 37 ft… we may overshoot it at those speeds.

Coach: Waa… You’ll never win if you don’t take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!

Driver: AHHHH!!!

Operator: We’re coming up on the wall!!!

Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!

Robocoach: ummm… we don’t have any proton torpedos…

Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?

Driver: I’ve got a marker.

Coach: Great, what color?

Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap

Driver: Green… its green.

All: AAAHHHHHHH

SMACK

Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.

Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast… Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.

Okay, okay, here goes!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Al Skierkiewicz
  2. EricS-Team180
  3. Don Rotolo
  4. lingomaniac88
  5. EricH
  6. Wayne Doenges
  7. GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

EricH    62
boiler    50
kramarczyk    48
rocketperson44    48
Travis Hoffman    44
Don Rotolo    42
Wayne Doenges    38
lingomaniac88    34
JaneYoung    33
Al Skierkiewicz    31
GaryVoshol    30
rtfgnow    20
EricS-Team180    28
SlaminSwimster    25
Karibou    24
acdcfan259    19
InfernoX14    17
Lions for First    15
FoXy92    12
KathieK    12
Rich Wong    11
Michelle Celio    10
Steve W    10
Water Bandit23    10
tim_reiher    7
Andy Baker    5
lilstogi11    5
Barry Bonzack    4
"Big Mike"    4
BlondeNerd    3
Greg Needel    3
Annette B.    3
Elgin Clock    3
Hachiban VIII    2
Jay H 237    2
KarenH    2
Katie_UPS    2
Schnabel    2
ZakuAce    2
cobrawanabe1699    2
FlyingCrayons    2
Cuog    1
Dorienne    1
Kyle    1
MoeMom    1
Protronie    1
skimoose    1

Onward!