CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #239

I love you too son

I see Bandchick.
I see the Philly Phanatic.
I see Death waiting to strike the photographer.

Hey, where’d Wayne go?

Wayne Cokely of team 25 and some guy in a blue Hawaiian shirt hanging out at Ramp Riot. Sara, the Phillies fan, smiles in the background.

[NPOE]Woo Hoo! An infinitely better score this week![/NPOE]

Guy on the right: singing Mahna mahna!
Guy on the left: singing Doo doo, be-doo doo!
Guy on the right: Mahna mahna!
Guy on the left: Doo, doo-doo doo!

[npoe]If you don’t get it, watch this video.[/npoe]

At last, after years of rejection from human beings, Michael Moore finally finds his life partner.

Philadelphia… city of big-green-tumorous love.

Wayne C. - Friend, Teacher, Mentor, Wannabe Mascot.

For some folks all the excitement of a competition becomes just too much, and a nap is needed. It helps to have a big comfy mascot to cuddle with.

You know that every once in a while, all great mentors just need a shouldeer to cry on. Any shoulder will do but green, fluffy ones are best. Just watch out Wayne, Oscar the Grouch is also freen and fluffy and lives close to you.

What? you say you hate the phillies? Well then, I KEEL YOU.

I wouldn’t get too close to that thing. A robot may confuse it with an opponent’s trailer and open fire.

Wayne refuses to grow up. It would mean he would have to get rid of his imaginary friend.

That thing is from Pennsylvania, & it’s NOT wearing yellow & black or waving a Terrible Towel??!?!? :eek:

Identical at birth, the twins evolved into 2 very special characters.

Here you see them in a quiet moment communicating telepathically -

I like my nose, don’t you like my nose?

I like your nose but I like my nose better.


We like our big honkin’ noses.

Wayne and Phanatic lament the victory of the team on the other side of the state. At least they have their Phillies.

“Sunny day - Sweepin’ the clouds away,
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?”

All Wayne needs is colorful skin, an oddly shaped head, and a colorful printed shirt (no, wait, he already has that…), and he’ll fit right in with the gang.

Mascot sings

“Its not that easy being green
Having to spend each day targeted, by CMUcams.
When you have to watch your shoulder, for poof balls, and rings, and giant tetras
And have them hit you in the head”

Wayne: Ive had days like that…

And here we see Wayne with his father, the resemblance is quite striking

I suppose I ought to watch out for the Kool Squad at the events this season.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. rocketperson44
  2. Enigma’s puzzle
  3. lingomaniac88
  4. Travis Hoffman
  5. Al Skierkiewicz
  6. Taylor
  7. JaneYoung
  8. Karibou
  9. RMiller

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

EricH	92
Taylor	81
Travis Hoffman	80
rocketperson44	78
GaryVoshol	76
Don Rotolo	70
kramarczyk	69
Wayne Doenges	65
Karibou	60
lingomaniac88	58
JaneYoung	57
Al Skierkiewicz	56
Barry Bonzack	40
EricS-Team180	37
rtfgnow	37
SlaminSwimster	32
Anna B.	20
acdcfan259	19
InfernoX14	17
Steve W	17
Andy Baker	15
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Rich Wong	13
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Akash Rastogi	11
Michelle Celio	10
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
AndyB	7
Enigma's puzzle	6
bobwrit	6
George1902	5
dodar	5
Diriye	4
"Big Mike"	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
ZakuAce	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
Hachiban VIII	2
Jay H 237	2
Jeff Rodriguez	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
The Pre	2
RMiller	2
andrew348	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dorienne	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
Protronie	1
Raumiester2010	1
skimoose	1
typharn91	1
whlspacedude	1
Zach Purser	1